You guys…IT’S DONE!!

The book that I’ve been working on for more than three years is finally done!!!

I finished it in the air, on a flight to visit family for the fourth of July weekend.

The process for this book was long, and round about at first. This story idea actually started as a pilot script, (which ended up getting me to the second round of the Austin Film Festival competition lol). I still see this idea as a sitcom, in a lot of ways (even if Bea Arthur and Betty White aren’t around to star in it hint hint.)

Even though I adored writing the script, I didn’t know anything about what to do next. I do know about publishing, though, so I decided to take this idea and novelize it.

That took a bit of work. A sitcom plot versus a novel plot are very different things. And the novel had a false start or two, too. There are a lot of different volumes the plot can go to when you’re moving from pilot script to novel, and it took some brainstorming and misfire outlines before I found the right level.

But guys, once I found it?

Man this is some of the most fun writing I’ve done in…well, ever.

This is an adult book. It’s got all my favorite Sarah things in it—middle-aged stars, ensemble casts, epic friendships, ace and Turner syndrome rep, religion, museums, old people kissing—guys I seriously can’t WAIT to see what happens with this book. I have so much hope for it. So much hope that it’s a little scary, honestly. In general, I’m a believer that ideas are cheap. Everyone has great ideas, and I’ve always been able to find new, sparkly ones around the corner.

But this idea? Somehow, for me, this one feels special. I want so much for this book, and who knows what will actually pan out.

There’s really only one way to find out.

Onward!

Your turn:

What sitcom would you most like to see turned into a novel?

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The Number 1 Piece of Advice for Illustrators Who Started as Writers

I am so excited and honored to have picture book author and illustrator here with us today. Her books, How To Pee Your Pants (The Right Way) and How To Catch A Ghost are the kind of silly but heartwarming picture books I absolutely adore. (Plus her next one comes out in October!)

Rachel’s writing voice is so fun, and pairs with her illustration style so well. In fact, her illustrations are so delightful and distinctive that I was surprised to learn recently that she was a writer first, and taught herself illustration later. That’s the path I’m on, so I knew I wanted to get her wisdom immediately! And she has SUCH great things to say!

Welcome Rachel!

1. On your awesome episode of the You May Contribute a Verse podcast, you talk about how you were a writer before you began adding in illustration. What is the number one piece of advice you would give to a picture book creator learning to illustrate when they started as a writer?

I love this topic! So much, in fact, that I can’t just choose one piece of advice (sorry Sarah). To learn how to illustrate, I created my own curriculum which included a consistent daily drawing practice. I picked a limited color palette, made a list of animals and emotions, and drew one per day. At the time, I had a full-time job in the tech world, so setting limitations ahead of time helped me be consistent without getting overwhelmed.

The other important thing I did was to question my own motives and desires. Did I actually enjoy making art? Would I enjoy doing it for hours every day? Did I really want to do this as a career or should I keep it as a hobby? Sometimes I hear writers say they want to do art because they think it will be easier to get book deals. But if you don’t actually enjoy making art consistently, trust me, you won’t enjoy being a children’s book illustrator.

If you find out you actually love it and want to do it as a career, you will probably be terrified. But you’ll need to give yourself permission to do it anyway. My permission involved me saying out loud to family and friends, “I am an illustrator.” I know that sounds small, but the minute I started doing that, my pathway to becoming a children’s book maker opened up to welcome me.

Was I still terrified? Yes. Every time I submitted a query letter to an agent, I was convinced that my art would ruin my chances. Am I still terrified now? Yes. I face every new book wondering if I can actually make it. But then I write a few words and make a few marks, and eventually I find my way. And so will you!

2. What is something you know now about making picture books that you wish you’d known when you started?

The mess is part of the process. It doesn’t mean that you are failing or you aren’t good enough. You can trust yourself. You’ll figure it out. (Or your smart friends will help you figure it out.)

3. You are so great at spinning off an amazing, interactive, and fun school visit from your books. What’s been your best strategy for connecting with teachers and schools? Do you do something more effective than just cold outreach to local media specialists?

Oh wow, thank you, Sarah! I’ve gotten some school visits from attending librarian conferences or doing book events. But I still do cold outreach as well. No matter the approach, I try to put myself in the shoes of the librarian or person booking the visit. I’d want to know my precious funds are going to someone who 1) is trustworthy, experienced, and professional, 2) connects well with kids, both younger and older, and 3) offers a great experience while supporting my literacy goals. I design my programs, website page, and outreach emails with this in mind. For example, I’ve included testimonials from schools I’ve visited to help reassure librarians who don’t know me that I’m worth the investment. (You can check out my website page and program descriptions here.)

Sometimes it can take a lot of emails to get one yes (especially when you are first starting out), but that yes can become more if you do such a good job that a librarian talks about you with their friends! When I started getting more requests, I connected with my booking agency called How Now booking to help manage pricing, contracts, and communications.

4. What’s something quirky bringing you joy lately?

Watching The Other Bennet Sister, teaching my dog how to catch treats that I put on her nose, or flipping through Smørrebrød recipes (Danish open-faced sandwiches).

Thank you so, so much Rachel for your expertise! Make sure to check out Rachel’s website as well as her excellent Substack! And don’t forget to preorder Rachel’s next book!

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What I’m Reading:

I’ve had a great reading month and picked up a couple absolute bangers. The Correspondent feels like it was written just for me. It’s one of the closest books I’ve come across to A Man Called Ove which is about the best complement I can give a book. I listened to it on audio and the cast was absolute perfection. Please give me all the Mr. Lubbecks forever and ever.

And Angel Down…wow! Both of these books deserve their hype and the awards. This book is beautiful and horrific and haunting and stunning and just really, really powerful. One of those books that makes me wonder how Daniel Kraus did it. Like really, I have no idea. This book is SO worth reading.

What I’m Watching:

This is one of those you’d think, me being me, I’d have already seen, but I hadn’t, and now that has been remedied. This was an absolute blast and made me want to wear nothing but swing dresses. Gene Kelly dancing and Frank Sinatra singing? Yes please.

Ok I made a lil video of finishing the book hehe…

“You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.”

-George Bernard Shaw

Writing Opportunity: Diabolical Plots is accepting crime short stories from July 13-27!

Teacher’s Table

Some goodies especially for the teachers:

• The books my kids reach for again and again by

• Everything needed to get your young writers started is here in Tools Not Rules: A Writing Guide for Young Creatives.

• Free activity sheets up on my Teachers Pay Teachers store! More added all the time, so check back regularly.

  

• School Visits: I am so, so excited and honored to now be on the roster at the Macmillan Speakers Bureau! For school and other events, you can find my speaker page here. Or if you’re local to the Orlando area, reach out to me directly on my website!

You guys are rock stars!

Thanks for coming along everyone! The best way to support is to 1) subscribe, 2) get a copy of the book bebes, and 3) keep glowing, you shining star you.

-Sarah

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My first concert, I am proud to say, was the 2004 Independent Tour featuring Kelly Clarkson and Clay Aiken. I was excited to see Kelly, but I was absolutely there for Clay.

Last month, Clay Aiken released his first single in like, sixteen or seventeen years.

You should have heard my middle school heart squealing.

I can’t even explain why his voice so perfectly tickles my brain, but it does. I’ve always loved big, bright voices. (I love Sutton Foster, when she’s not miscast ahem marian parue ahem). Clay has a Broadway voice in a pop package. I’m also always, always, a sucker for the underestimated, so from the beginning of his Idol season when that big, trumpet-section of a voice came out of that scrawny little southern white kid who looked more like he was the character who got shoved in a locker than the one in the spotlight, I was like, yep, him.

I remember the night he sang Solitaire, with only backlighting behind him, and then I exploded.

Probably it also helps that I’m a low alto, so Clay’s range fits my belting-it-out-in-the-car purposes very nicely.

His new single is called ‘Rewind,’ and it’s super fun. Definitely a bop. My favorite of his is still Solitaire (or Bridge over Troubled Water, or This is the Night, or Can’t Take My Eye’s Off of You or idk, so many! He’s been in my top artists on Spotify wrapped since I got Spotify).

But the title, and a new song from my most younger self singer, has felt quite appropriate.

A lot has felt like it’s rewinding, lately. In the best way.

I’ve been watching a lot of standup comedy. It’s bringing me back to the hours spent in my mom’s car, where the radio was always tuned to the XM standup comedy stations. I also still remember the VHS tapes of comedy specials that we used to watch on repeat.

The very first book I ever wrote was a contemporary speculative adult novel about a middle-aged man. Heck, even in my middle school and high school creative writing classes I remember writing multiple stories about struggling single parents? (Idek…it’s either comedy or full on, breaking point midlife crisis on the page over here?)

And now, the book I’m about to finish drafting is a contemporary speculative adult novel about middle-aged people. (Hopefully with both the comedy and the midlife crisis).

Even my thoughts about my hair have been rewinding. For the last decade (I think?) I’ve mostly had short/pixie hair, and I’ve loved it. I think I needed a pixie era. But that’s a sharp departure from my kid self, who’s long hair was part of my identity. (I’ve always been an odd duck, but loved when people said I had Rapunzel hair.)

What if I experimented and grew it out long again? Just to see?

I’ve felt a lot in the last few years this pulling back to my childhood self, trying to get back some of the energy and dauntlessness she had, and in a lot of ways that’s what my books have been. Stars and Breathing Underwater are me rewinding to my Beverly Cleary and Gary Schmidt days, and The Nightmare House and Monster Tree are me curled up at night with The Witches.

Apparently we’re still rewinding. I’m kind of thrilled to see where that buck-toothed, too-loud, stubborn little towhead is gonna take me.

Your turn!

What song pulls you back to your most core younger self?

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9 Side Dishes Worth Sharing

1. Fee-free and paid opportunities for writers. A fantastic list from

2. We Read Almost 100 Middle Grade Books for the Summer Reading Guide. Here’s What We Noticed. From the incredible

3. The Guardian released it’s reader voted Top 100 Novels of All Time. Do you agree with the list?

4. Want to help define every word as an acronym?

5. Some live footage of Belle, age 70.

6. What Actually Sells Books from publisher

7. Check out this list of book fairs and book festivals by state!

8. A fantastic breakdown of what craft books to read at which part of the process by

9. Fantastic list of kids books for summer by

Share your own favorite sides in the comments!

Teacher’s Table

Some goodies especially for the teachers:

• Teachers, send your students home with this link to author websites with free games and activities and they’ll be entertained and mentally active all summer!

• Everything needed to get your young writers started is here in Tools Not Rules: A Writing Guide for Young Creatives.

• Various and free activity sheets up on my Teachers Pay Teachers store! More added all the time, so check back regularly.

  

• School Visits: I am so, so excited and honored to now be on the roster at the Macmillan Speakers Bureau! For school and other events, you can find my speaker page here. Or if you’re local to the Orlando area, reach out to me directly on my website!

You guys are rock stars!

Thanks for reading!

Thanks for coming along everyone! 1) Subscribe, 2) get a copy of the book bebes, and 3) keep glowing, you shining star you.

-Sarah

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My one social media goal this year, as an author, was consistency. I’ve run the gamut many times between studying algorithms/watching how-to videos from influencers all the way to feeling like I just want to delete everything. (Which is what I usually feel like most the time.)

But this year, I decided to ignore everything except consistency. I could hop on a trend if I felt like it, or not. I could post a five second video that took me ten seconds to make, or I could don a wig and make it a whole production, whatever I felt like. I wouldn’t worry about “ideal times of day to post” or if I’d optimized my captions or whatever and I certainly wasn’t going to worry about numbers. Any kind of numbers.

But I was going to post one video and one grid post on Insta per week. (And recycle the video on TikTok and YouTube shorts too.) Then I got an app-blocker app so it cuts me off at night so I can avoid any late night scrolling, because I was hesitant to even put the apps on my phone again.

And guys. Uuughhh. I hate that it’s working.

By working I mean two things. First, I’m kind of having a little bit of fun with it? By not caring? And two, nothing has gone viral or exploded or anything, but I have seen the numbers creeping up and up fairly consistently. Not every post, and I’m definitely not deep diving into the dashboards and really analyzing numbers by any means, but that’s what it feels like.

Anyway. This last month, it's felt like I've gotten into a good groove.

(My socials schedule, just because I enjoy knowing how other people do it, is this: I batch record videos for maybe 1-2 hours a week. Often less. I post one video a week on Reels, TikTok, and Shorts. I post one grid post on Insta a week. I also spend maybe 30 min a week prescheduling 3 posts on Pinterest and 2 on LinkedIn. I consider Substack a separate thing, and a core part of my author business, more than socials.)

And my why for doing any of this at all is because I'm so excited about the book I'm writing. I want to boost my backlist, certainly, AND I have so many exciting things in the works that I want to be ready for. My previous books have come out during either global pandemics or during cross-country moves, which is just how it goes sometimes, but I’ve learned a lot in the meantime. I feel like I have a grip on things (knock on wood) more than I have before, and when I have new projects ready to go, my goal is to put myself in as healthy a position as possible. I’m not even convinced social media actually sells books, and I am VERY MUCH not advocating that any author needs to do it, let alone do it a certain way. But, for me personally, for 2-3 hours a week I’m willing to experiment.

Your turn:

Is there anything on social media that’s actually enjoyable or working for you?

Onward!

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Social Media Without Cringe or Burnout?

I met Kenny at a school visit earlier this year here in Orlando. I was immediately struck with his 1) approachability and 2) hustle. He is doing the dang thing. And then in a moment of ‘the publishing world is very small’ we realized we were both going to be a StoryCon!

When I met up with Kenny at the con, not only had he completely sold out his booth, he had connected with so many of other sellers to the point that he showed me around, introducing me to everyone.

So what I’m saying is, this guy knows how to connect with people, both online and in person. (Check out his Insta and TikTok, where he is killing it.) I could not pass up an opportunity to learn from him.

Welcome Kenny!

1. We’ve chatted before about how your mentality around social media has shifted lately. Posting and promoting our work on social media can feel so overwhelming and awkward and cringey for authors. What advice would you give to writers who want to at least try social media to build their career but feel weird about posting?

I resisted posting on social for so long. At the end of last year, I made it a resolution to post once per day at @thekennygould for a year, just to see what would happen.

I started in January, and I very quickly went to 12k+ followers. More importantly, I’ve made a ton of new connections. By March 1st, I had more pages of my books read on Kindle than I did for all of 2025.

Making the commitment to posting every day did a few things. First, it took all the pressure off any single post. Now, if I put something up and it doesn’t get the views I want, so what? I have 364 other chances to post something better. It also made me realize that if the content isn’t good, the algorithm won’t show it to anyone, so I have nothing to worry about. If I make a cringey piece of content (which I do all the time), no one sees it :)

My advice? Look at what other authors and influencers are doing that works, make it your own, and start posting once per day. You’ll be amazed by what can happen!

2. What type of marketing and publicity strategies have you used that have been the most effective? What paid publicity things have you done that have been worth it or not worth it?

Hands down, connecting with other writers and passionate readers has been the best thing I’ve ever done for my writing. This can happen on social, though it can also happen in person. I support these people, and when the time comes for my releases, they support me. I don’t leave that to chance — I keep a spreadsheet of all the people I’ve met and where I met them, and when I’m releasing a new book or project, I ask for help. It takes a bit of work to maintain this list, though it has become my #1 marketing resource.

In terms of paid marketing, I haven’t done so much yet. Every once in a while, when I see a social post is doing really well, I’ll add a few bucks to boost it. I’ve set aside $75 / month for that purpose.

I’m always looking for new resources or better ways of doing things, so if you read this and you have things that have worked for you (or you just want to say hi), reach out to me!

3. I have seen first-hand how good you are at in-person networking, making contacts, reaching out to schools, etc. In fact you sold out your booth at StoryCon! Any tips for how you do that, including for the introverts among us?

That’s so kind of you to say!

At StoryCon, I noticed that people were just walking by my booth. At first, I wondered if maybe it was because my booth didn’t look good, or because people weren’t interested in my books. I decided to do a little test. When someone walked near me, I’d smile and say, “Hi! Do you want to talk about books?” And 95% of the time, they’d smile back, and then come over and start talking to me.

What did I learn here? No one wants to take the first step. Fans are like wild animals… they’re more scared of you than you are of them. But if you can take the first step, they’ll meet you halfway.

4. What quirky thing has been bringing you Joy lately?

My wife and I are expecting our first kid in August (woo!), and I figured I had enough time to squeeze in one more hobby before I become a dad. I chose coffee roasting. I’ve been super interested in coffee for many years, and this seemed like the logical next step.

It could be beginner’s luck, or maybe I just did my homework, but my first few roasts have been awesome. I love the feeling of holding my books in print, and there’s something similarly satisfying about drinking a coffee or espresso, realizing it’s delicious, and then being like, “Oh! I made that!”

Thank you so, so much Kenny for your expertise and wisdom! Make sure to check out Kenny’s website, his socials, and his books!

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What I’m Reading:

Even though this book gets serious and doesn’t shy away from the hard stuff, it is, obviously, an absolute delight. Such a fun romp. But this is to be expected from T. Kingfisher. Perfect for that age 13-15 readership that’s so tough to find books for.

What I’m Watching:

Have I proselytized this book/show enough yet? HAVE I???

Grammatical murder mystery: Elle Cordova is the best of us.

What I’m Poeming: I hope you like the griddled cheese from the Epcot Food and Wine festival because this poem is full of it.

Also check out the bookish swag I’ve got up for sale in my new little swag shop!

“The human soul has still greater need of the ideal than of the real. It is by the real that we exist, it is by the ideal that we live.”

― Victor Hugo

Writing Opportunity: Science fiction or SF-tinged literary fiction stories and novelettes ranging anywhere from 2,000 to 15,000 words from Fusion Fragment Press. Get them ready, submissions open on July 1st.

Teacher’s Table

Some goodies especially for the teachers:

• Preventing Summer Slide by the always amazing

• Everything needed to get your young writers started is here in Tools Not Rules: A Writing Guide for Young Creatives.

• Free activity sheets up on my Teachers Pay Teachers store! More added all the time, so check back regularly.

  

• School Visits: I am so, so excited and honored to now be on the roster at the Macmillan Speakers Bureau! For school and other events, you can find my speaker page here. Or if you’re local to the Orlando area, reach out to me directly on my website!

You guys are rock stars!

Thanks for coming along everyone! The best way to support is to 1) subscribe, 2) get a copy of the book bebes, and 3) keep glowing, you shining star you.

-Sarah

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Which type of writer are you, you have probably been asked. A plotter or a pantser? Do you carefully map out each step along the way, and know which treat your characters are going to get from the gas station in chapter seventeen? Or do you bring yarn and jump off a cliff, trusting in your ability to sew a parachute for yourself on the way down?

Ok, we know its really not that simple.

In fact, anybody else feel like the longer they’ve been doing this weird writing thing, the less clear cut the process seems to be?

The outlines and the plot structures I’ve used have been slightly or even wildly different for each book. I’ve relied heavily on Save the Cat, Robert McKee’s Story, and Dan Well’s 7 Point Story Structure. I usually end up with a bullet point list, for most of my novels, even if those lists change a lot between books and even during drafting.

For my current WIP, my outline is on notecards. This has been especially necessary for this particular book, since it’s multiple POVs (don’t ask me how many...). Carrying around a binder-clip of notecards in my purse has been fun, and helpful for rearranging as neccesary, and making sure I’m juggling the POVs in a balanced way.

Despite the differences, I have noticed a sort of pattern in my drafting process.

It’s a sort of pendulum.

Usually I start a project with strong outlining ambition. The idea has me very excited, and I’m stoked to get it all laid out on the page. And so I start with all the intention in the world of creating a full and fleshed out outline that will be solid and load-bearing from the get-go and see me through a novel-length project.

BUT then the enthusiasm gets too unwieldy. I’m too excited about the characters, and too excited to get to The Scenes that have really got my juices going about the project in the first place. So I get half-way through a meh bullet-point outline and think, okay, good enough, let’s GO.

And I do! And it’s great! ...for a while. My enthusiasm and wobbly outline get me through the exciting beginning and setup of the novel, and then things start to sputter. I get to the point where my outline starts revealing its holes and the middle is feeling sloggy and I know there’s That Scene that I’m working towards, but is the rest of the climax actually going to work, or have I not actually thought it through all the way?

Ok, I guess I HAVEN’T really thought the rest of this book through all the way, and the pendulum swings back again. Back to the outline. Now with an even more solid sense of the story, the setup, and what’s going to be needed in the payoff. I fill in some of those holes and push my outline a bit further.

Do I get the outline all the way to the end this time? Well...it depends. Sometimes. But sometimes that enthusiasm kicks into overdrive again, and with the knowledge of the next few steps, I just want to get back to the story.

And so the pendulum swings back and forth, back and forth.

I’ve done this long enough now that I’m able to treat these swings as a feature, not a bug. This is the process, and it might not work for every writer, but it works for me!

A pendulum swing is where I’m at in my current WIP. I’ve hit nearly 50k words, and also reached the end of those notecards. I never did finish notecards through the end of the book, because I just wanted to get started. I know the key scenes and things that have to happen as we hit the climax of the story, but I haven’t outlined them scene by scene yet. And honestly, if this was a first person, single POV story, I might leave it that way. I might take my characters hand and pull us into the dark together as we felt our way to the end.

That’s not gonna work for this one. This is a third person, multi POV story, which means I have to be organized or risk leaving someone behind. Structuring this story is more like braiding several strands together, and I need to make sure everything’s weaving correctly, that it’s all balanced. That means more notecards.

And I’m so excited about it! It’s gonna be so fun to nail down the last 1/4-1/3 of this thing. I know there’s a *gentleman in jeopardy* that needs saving, and a scene where *feather boas* play a significant role, and I can’t WAIT to write them.

Your turn!

Do you generally fall on the outline or pants-it end of the spectrum?

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9 Side Dishes Worth Sharing

1. 10 Prose Poems That Think Outside the Line

2. How I Think About Texture by . This is an amazing post for illustrators looking to play with texture in their art!

3. One Quick Technique to Add Humor to Your Writing by . I loved this one!

4. The normal logistics of being an author can be very unfun to talk about, but this post about updating your author website from was very practical and helpful. And a good reminder!

5. This was absolutely lovely. Via .

6. The Easy-Peasy Guide to Writing Picture Books! by

7. WordBunny is a very fun game for us wordle/crossword/word game folks. Check it out!

8. They found the location of one of Shakespeare’s ‘missing’ homes!

9. Kitchen sink sandwhiches??? Kind of genius!

   

   @erin_maire_@Hope @erica predicted this rating perfectly and it made my day!! #kitchensinksandwich #chicagocreator #dinnerparty #groceryhaul #healthylunch

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Teacher’s Table

Some goodies especially for the teachers:

• Five things I am doing now to prepare for the next school year, from

• Everything needed to get your young writers started is here in Tools Not Rules: A Writing Guide for Young Creatives.

• Various and free activity sheets up on my Teachers Pay Teachers store! More added all the time, so check back regularly.

  

• School Visits: I am so, so excited and honored to now be on the roster at the Macmillan Speakers Bureau! For school and other events, you can find my speaker page here. Or if you’re local to the Orlando area, reach out to me directly on my website!

You guys are rock stars!

Thanks for reading!

Thanks for coming along everyone! 1) Subscribe, 2) get a copy of the book bebes, and 3) keep glowing, you shining star you.

-Sarah

Links include Amazon Affiliate links where I may make a small commission.

It’s the time of year when a strong beam of light comes through the balcony glass door into the bedroom every morning, and it’s my girl kitty’s favorite thing in the whole world.

We are finding the light and the sunshine over here, folks. It’s a daily search and not always as pure and strong and bright as the morning light Morticia bathes in, but it’s there!

The name of the game over here—or the name of the game we’re trying to play, anyway—is consistency. Consistent vegetables in some form or another. Consistent nighttime walks, or trips to the gym where I set up my iPad on the treadmill and reward myself with rewatched episodes of Golden Girls. And consistent words on the page.

None of these things have to be monumental. It’s the daily drips that matter. A lot of times I barely manage a V8 juice and a half-page in my small notebook before the day is done. But that counts!

When I originally outlined the current novel I’m working on, I did it on notecards. This book has multiple POVs, so I put each scene on a notecard with its associated POV so I could make sure everything was balanced. But I didn’t quite outline the whole thing. I made notecards for each scene right up until the march into the climax.

And guys…I’ve checked off all the notecards.

Once I finish the chapter I’m currently working on, there are no more notecards left.

That means we’re getting there! We’re almost to The Big Stuff, the Final Battle, the Denoument!

It’s slow, but its consistent. And hey, that’s how the Grand Canyon was made.

Your turn:

Where are you finding the light lately?

Onward!

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What writers get wrong about Antarctica

*Said in Patrick Stewart’s voice:* Antarctica. The final frontier.

How freaking cool would it be to actually step foot on Antarctica?

When I discovered the Antarctic Artists and Writers program from PolarSTEAM, something clicked. It was a no-brainer. A chance to do a creative project in Antarctica for 4-6 weeks?? This is one of those things that I knew I wanted to apply for every year.

Greg Neri has done it. He’s been to Antarctica with this program, and written books for kids all about it.

I mean…how incredible, right???

So we’re gonna talk to him about it today! I am so honored and excited that Greg was willing to answer my questions about Antartica, this program, and what the White Continent has taught him about creativity.

Welcome Greg!

1. What surprised you most when you went to Antarctica, and how did you try and capture that in your writing?

What surprised me most about Antarctica is how opposite it is from what I thought it would be like. I imagined rugged explorer-types in the coldest, windiest emptiest place on earth. What I found were ordinary people doing extraordinary things in bunny boots and red puffy jackets. People had regular jobs (carpenters, mechanics, electricians, IT/admin, firemen, cooks, drivers, even barbers), they just happened to work in Antarctica. And in McMurdo station was a small town at the end of the world, that had a bar, a gym, a library, a thrift store (of sorts), and a radio station. Of course, they had incredible scientists working in extreme locations on amazing research projects, but they were also musicians, artists, cooks who liked to dress up in costumes and have fun on their time off. Also living for two months without seeing night turns life into a dreamscape where everything blends into one big experience.

2. What writing and creativity lessons did Antarctica teach you?

Antarctica changed how I saw the world. You don’t have to go to the end of the earth to have an adventure or be an explorer. Explore your own backyard or any place you visit like you are an alien dropped on a different planet. For a writer, seeing anyplace through fresh eyes is learning to truly see instead of just looking.

3. What advice would you give for writers wanting to apply for the PolarSTEAM Antarctic Artists and Writers Program?

Look at the previous applicants in the directory of the Antarctic Artists and Writers Collective and find your own unique fresh perspective on this one of a kind place.

4. What is something bringing you Joy lately?

Finishing two projects that were 5 years in the making!

Thank you so, so much Greg for your expertise and wisdom! Make sure to check out Greg’s website and his book, My Antarctica!

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What I’m Reading:

I am so late to the game on this one, but MAN OH MAN. This book filled a reading need I didn’t even know I had. I was aching for something totally unique, with an absolutely unrestrained and quirky (but heartbreaking!) voice, and boy this one delivered.

What I’m Watching:

Did you know that Mrs. Bennet fights crime, as well as her poor nerves??

Time to Dance: I just love classic cinema so much, especially when there’s music and dance involved.

What I’m Drawing: There’s also a Bearitone, obv.

Also check out the bookish swag I’ve got up for sale in my new little swag shop!

“We had seen God in His splendors, heard the text that Nature renders. We had reached the naked soul of man.”
― Ernest Shackleton

Writing Opportunity: Check out this Missed Fits anthology from Calendar of Fools! Due May 16th.

Teacher’s Table

Some goodies especially for the teachers:

• What Children Actually Want From Picture Books by

• Everything needed to get your young writers started is here in Tools Not Rules: A Writing Guide for Young Creatives.

• Free activity sheets up on my Teachers Pay Teachers store! More added all the time, so check back regularly.

  

• School Visits: I am so, so excited and honored to now be on the roster at the Macmillan Speakers Bureau! For school and other events, you can find my speaker page here. Or if you’re local to the Orlando area, reach out to me directly on my website!

You guys are rock stars!

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If you’ve dipped even the tippiest tip of a pinky toe into kid lit waters lately, or in the last few years, you know that the Middle Grade market is…well, let’s say struggling, to put it gently. There are thought pieces and analysis everywhere about why that might be the case, like this one from . She has some great thoughts on the interplay of all the possible causes, from phones and literacy rates to tarrifs and book bans. There are whole Reddit threads of people talking about this and trying to figure out the why’s and, especially, the what-to-do-nows.

We’re not going to get deep into the weeds on that today. Instead what I wanted to do was report a bit of what I’m seeing from my particular corner of the middle grade world, and two reasons why I think what’s going on in middle grade right now might not be such a bad thing.

First, quanitity.

How many thousands of books are put into the world each year? Hundreds of thousands? Places like The Guardian and Literary Hub have already asked and discussed the question…is it too many?

Man, I don’t know. But I see the overwhelm. I see it in my middle grade author friends who aren’t getting deals on incredible books that would have sold like lightning just a few years ago. I see it in editors and publicists I’ve worked with who are putting even more on their already overfull plate when other imprints are shuttered. There just simply aren’t enough people in publishing to thoughtfully shepherd each book that comes into the world each year, and that’s saying nothing of all the indie-pub books.

This is complicated on both the production and consumption side of the pipeline. As a reader, it’s overwhelming, and how do I sort the stuff for me from the stuff not for me when there’s just so darn much. And as a writer, yes, of course I want my book to be published, but also, wouldn’t we all prefer to be pubished with care and resource and thought, by people who have the time and resources to give that to our books?

So, idk. Maybe fewer deals right now might, in the long run, despite some definitely painful growing pains, have some upsides? (Will I, personally, keep pursuing putting out as many good books as I possibly can? Of course.)

Second, quality.

wrote an essay recently called Middle Grade Is “Dead” And I Think That’s Good News. I’ve been thinking about it lots lately, and the interesting points she makes.

In it, she reports on a Big 5 editor talking about how Harry Potter actually ruined Middle Grade. While I wouldn’t go that far, I can definitely see the point she’s making about how the pursuit of replicating that one thing created some serious problems.

Long (70k) word middle grade books are an anomaly. So much about Harry Potter is an anomaly. But because of how runaway gigantic it was, of course everybody in publishing rushed to take a piece of that particular long fantasy pie.

The problem might be one of monoculture.

Vicky says, “Middle grade, as a category, started trending longer. More complex. More ambitious in scope. And over time, middle grade became something that kids could no longer read.”

In my head, these thoughts have been joined by ideas from about making books for kids actually look like and read like books for kids. She’s posted on her stories lately very interesting arguments about why things like blurbs don’t belong on kids books (they’re for grownups!) and why the physical object of a book is so important.1

Because when we say middle grade is dying, that’s not entirely true. There’s one particular area of middle grade that is absolutely, utterly thriving.

A few years ago, sales of graphic novels were 25% of the Middle Grade market and that number is still going up. Sales of graphic novels have doubled in the past five years.2 Graphic novels, as well as high concept, carefully formatted, and/or highly illustrated books are what’s working right now.

These are the books that still look and act like books for kids.

I freaking love graphic novels. I love really quippy, snappy books with short chapters, or told in verse, or with illustrations, or verse AND illustration! If a kid wants to spend a few months reading only Dog Man, great! They’re reading! (Plus Dog Man is awesome.) I think there’s value there in and of itself, and value in keeping links in the chain between picture books and long prose. That’s just one important thing that graphic novels and illustrated books and deliberately formatted books do. Each link in that chain is valuable, each type of book matters, and we need so many more in this particular area.

So with all that, I’m not mad—or surprised—at the things my friends are working on lately.

A strong majority of my middle grade circles, both the ones I know well and the ones I know more anecdotally or virtually, are working on not-middle-grade things right now. Some are teaching themselves illustration and working on picture books and chapter books. Some are showing their teeth in edgier YA. Many (most?) are working on books for adults.3

Myself included. I’m also working on an adult novel (Just about at 45k with it right now!!). I am also always and forever working on middle grade. Especially, lately, this kind of illustrated, short, and hopefully kid-friendly type.

In my middle grade circles, the question has never been one of writing and storytelling talent. Even the regular, lengthy, blurbed-by-grownups middle grade books we’re familiar with are still some of the most beautiful, well-written, evocative stories being told today. I believe all of my middle grade author friends who are working on adult books right now are both going to completely smash it with some absolutely incredible adult books, and then eventually write some more incredible middle grade books.

I think we’re all—authors, editors, publicists, marketers, teachers, librarians, everyone—giving things a little time while we work together to figure out how to make the kids table just that: a place for kids. And I think as we do that, middle grade will bounce back more vibrantly and ferociously than we could imagine.

Your turn!

What is your favorite graphic or illustrated novel released in the last few years?

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10 Side Dishes Worth Sharing

1. I’d Like to Comment on What Robert Olen Butler Just Taught Us About Publishing by

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3. Should writers edit while drafting? Or finish the book first? by

4. What institutions besides the Louvre consider to be their “Mona Lisa”

6. Penny Lane Hype House, or: How I learned to stop worrying and embrace my inner content creator by

7. First-person formats beyond the personal essay by

8. ‘Cloud Jaguar’ Sighting Is First in a Decade Caught on a Trail Cam in Honduras

9. What Bookstores Want From Traditional Publishers—and How the Bookstore Market Has Changed by

10. Super cute hand created computer game, The Midnight Cafe. (Thanks for the rec !)

Share your own favorite sides in the comments!

Teacher’s Table

Some goodies especially for the teachers:

• Five poems I want my students to read before the end of the school year by

• Everything needed to get your young writers started is here in Tools Not Rules: A Writing Guide for Young Creatives.

• Various and free activity sheets up on my Teachers Pay Teachers store! More added all the time, so check back regularly.

  

• I am so, so excited and honored to now be on the roster at the Macmillan Speakers Bureau! For school and other events, you can find my speaker page here!

You guys are rock stars!

Thanks for reading!

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Short and sweet today, yeah?

Last month was head down, nose in the work time. Take care of putting words down and life and other things and focus in time.

We’re half-way through my current adult WIP. I got to write a scene I’ve been looking forward to writing for literal years, and we’re getting past that murky middle too. I feel the momentum growing, which is GREAT.

And now this weekend, its time for the twice yearly most inspiring, restful, and rejuvinating weekends of the year, and they always seem to come exactly when I need them most.

So here we go! The wheels are churning, let’s go go go!

Your turn:

What is your top priority project right now?

Onward!

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What can you learn by writing a poem a day?

During the month of February, the incredible Laura Shovan hosted a month long poetry challenge. Each day, a new prompt was posted, and everyone in the group replied with a poem responding to that prompt. It was an absolute delight. Some prompts sparked more than others, some seemed nearly impossible, but each attempt—and the consistancy of the practice—is a very educational experience.

So this month, to celebrate National Poetry Month, I thought I’d ask some of those who did the poetry challenge what it taught them about poetry, writing, and creativity!

Laura Shovan

Writing every day helps me approach each poem with a sense of play. Instead of focusing on producing a “good” poem, the daily practice is a way to center my curiosity. What approach will I take to respond to the day’s prompt? What form will I use? Then I dive in and try to get a first draft done in one sitting, trusting where the poem takes me.

Pamela Murray Winters

The most important lesson for me is that I could do something like this. I’ve done other poem-a-day projects, and although some of them have been great, I’ve found them very difficult. Laura sets up an intriguing theme, and we all work changes on it. I love the varied voices.

Moe Phillips

Something I learned writing poetry every day: A poem a day brought focus to my work and to my wonder. It made me listen instead of dictate. Woke up sleeping parts of my brain and allowed me to see past experiences through a different lenses.

Linda Mitchell

Poetry becomes who I am. You know the adage, “you are what you eat?” I think I am also what I write. I write to find out what I think about life. I try to post weekly for Poetry Friday. The discipline of that has helped me share writing with a larger community of poets.

Rebecca Brock

Writing every day reinforces that muscle or brain pathway that allows me to focus deeply enough to write a poem–it becomes a rhythm and I’m consistently surprised by what arrives to be written. (second sentence: The Feb Poetry Month run by Laura Shovan has been hugely impactful to my writing life in general, participating year after year has helped me grow in confidence and commitment…the positive, engaging feedback from the other poets is also lovely and affirming!)

Heidi Mordhorst (Blog/Writing Workshops)

I try to keep a Daily Draft practice going all the time, but it’s so much more rewarding when it comes with a community! My main learning every year is how individual our takes on each prompt are, how many ways there are to approach a prompt or a poem or a point, and how much I appreciate the opportunity to admire the “live” work of others, while also secretly practicing critique: what brilliant thing has she done here that I could try? what’s not working here and why? how can I use these observations to sharpen my own work?

Pat Valdata

I’ve been focused on fiction writing for the past two years, so the February Poetry Month helped me get back to writing poetry, which I love. I felt rusty at the start, but as the month went on I woke up energized and looking forward to the day’s prompt. The most important lesson about writing a poem a day was discovering that I could do it; but the reason I keep coming back is the community that Laura Shovan has created. It’s a delight to see how everyone interprets the day’s prompt, and our shared happiness at writing new poems was a welcome antidote to the daily bad news in the media.

Marilyn R Garcia

Writing every day to a variety of prompts encourages me to tackle subjects and ideas I would have never thought of on my own. By necessity, I have no plan or idea what I will write until I actually begin mulling over the prompt in my head. I am often surprised by what comes out. Writing in community and sharing work with other poets who are writing to the same prompt affirms how unique we all are. No two poems are ever the same, no two poets are the same, we all have unique and irreplaceable voices. We all learn from and teach each other. I would not be a poet today if not for the generosity of this particular group of writers.

Jone Rush MacCulloch

I write everyday as a way to be observant in the world and as a way to process life. I like to tie in photography with my writing. The prompts like what Laura Shovan offers every February gives me a way to stretch my thinking.

When I was deep into revisions with my novel, writing everyday allowed for me to process my novel in the background of my brain. Now going through the final edits of my manuscript before publishing, writing a daily haiku helps to find ways to see the world in different ways. I find writing to be a meditative process.

And what did I learn attempting to write a poem every day, with varying degrees of success? I learned that writing poetry every day and getting new prompts every day helped me feel less anxious and precious about my words. It helped poetry feel more limitless, because if today’s words were a struggle, I knew that something different would happen tomorrow.

Thank you and huge shout out to Laura Shovan for putting this all together, and for all these remarkable and talented poets who were willing to share their thoughts with us!

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What I’m Reading:

Wow this book was a ride. Not entirely a comfortable one either lol. A septuagenarian serial killer who, to keep her past from catching up to her, “comes out of retirement.” The voice in this one is impecable. Strap in. Enjoy.

And despite the feeling of turmoil in middle grade right now, there are still some incredible books coming out. Two I can’t recommend highly enough: Reach by Celesta Rimington and Worst In Show by PJ Gardner. Heart, humor, all the things middle grade does best.

For YA, my friend has a gorgeous, adventurous Chinese folktale-inspired fantasy coming out this month that you definitely want to check out: Deathly Fates by Tesia Tsai.

What I’m Watching:

mark heap mark heap mark heap. i would die for mailman thomas brown. idek.1

Happy National Poetry Month: from me and Michael Buble ehehehe

What I’m Poeming: Here’s one from the month-long poetry challenge that I’m most pleased with :)

Also check out the bookish swag I’ve got up for sale in my new little swag shop!

…breeding

Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing

Memory and desire

– t.s. eliot

(inspired by this lovely post from )

Writing Opportunity: The Rabbit Hole anthology looking for “weird” submissions. You know we love weird here. Due April 30th.

Teacher’s Table

Some goodies especially for the teachers:

• How Teens View and Use AI from the Pew Research Center.

• Everything needed to get your young writers started is here in Tools Not Rules: A Writing Guide for Young Creatives.

• Free activity sheets up on my Teachers Pay Teachers store! More added all the time, so check back regularly.

  

• I am so, so excited and honored to now be on the roster at the Macmillan Speakers Bureau! For school and other events, you can find my speaker page here or reach out to me through my website.

You guys are rock stars!

Thanks for coming along everyone! The best way to support is to 1) subscribe, 2) get a copy of the book bebes, and 3) keep glowing, you shining star you.

-Sarah

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I think I might have a theory about why Pixar movies feel different lately.

But, to backtrack.

I saw Hoppers. Of course I did. I’ve seen every Pixar movie opening weekend since…I mean, since I had my own movie-going budget and a car. Pixar movies are my thing, even when they’re not.1

And I really did enjoy Hoppers. It was honestly a very fun and well-done movie, and I am SO here for unhinged Pixar. Like, please, let’s unhinge even more!

There’s always a sort of style and vibe and heart to Pixar movies, even their not great ones. But I think we’re all aware that the last few years of Pixar movies just haven’t felt the same as the first fifteen years or so where every single Pixar movie was a perfectly tuned, heart-string tugging banger after banger after banger. (Monsters Inc? Finding Nemo? Ratatouille? Up!? I mean come on.)

And I think I have a thought about why.

Let’s do a bit of a compare and contrast, shall we? To explore Pixar’s latest, let’s go take a look back at their first.

Let’s look at the stakes in Toy Story.

Honestly, they really couldn’t be smaller. At least not when it comes to global, earth-shattering type stakes.

No, the stakes in Toy Story are entirely personal. It’s entirely about Woody’s self-image, and his relationship with his boy. So, while to the world, the stakes couldn’t be smaller, to Woody, they’re as big as it gets.

So they’re big—huge—to us.

We understand what Woody wants and what he’s feeling every step of the way.

In fact, I’ve use Toy Story in writing classes before as an example of stakes, because it does such a brilliant job of balancing internal and external stakes. We know the internal goal for Woody is to be Andy’s favorite toy, and the external evidence of that is that precious spot on the bed.

Anyway. My point here is this:

In Toy Story, the stakes are character-driven.

Ok, now Hoppers.

There are so many things Hoppers does really well. Pixar writers can really craft a comedy moment, and man does this one deliver.2 The animal characters are so fun, well-designed, and very sweet (and I didn’t realize until checking afterwards that one of them is, though briefly, voiced by Meryl Streep???)

But…

Let’s look at the stakes. They’re great stakes. Nice, juicy, environmental stakes. We’ve got a very fun, spunky, relatable activitst in our main character Mabel. The movie is saying important things! Things about progress vs nature, and what it means to stand up for what you believe in! Yay!

And yet…the stakes just don’t feel as personal.

But wait, you may say if you’ve seen the movie, what about all that very personal stuff with the grandma? And Mabel’s personal reasons for wanting to save the glen?

The Pixar writers are smart. They know that for the audience to care, there must be some personal character investment. And they give that to Mabel here. I even got a tiny bit emotional at parts. And they’ve done worse, certainly (I still couldn’t really tell you what Elemental was about?).

BUT, if I’m honest, those personal stakes to me felt like an afterthought. Like the Pixar writers room knew they needed personal investment, so once they had their theme and story, they tacked that on too. It doesn’t, though, feel like the story stakes themselves came from that personal character investment. It’s almost like they designed a character to fit their story theme, and a differently designed character with a different but still-fitting backstory could have also worked.

In other words, I could imagine a Hoppers where the main character is someone other than Mabel. A different fun, quirky, relatable activist.

But there is no Toy Story without Woody or Buzz.

In Hoppers, the stakes felt theme-driven.

And hey, this is more analysis then judgement. Firstly, there is certainly a place for both character and theme-driven stories. Both can be done well or poorly, and heck, I’ve veered toward one sometimes in my writing when I was really aiming for the other. My point here is just to explore why these things feel different to the audience. Not that one is better than the other, just that they each create a different effect.

And very occasionally, pure magic happens, and a seemingly impossible story is created that is somehow both perfectly character-driven AND perfectly theme-driven.

Your turn!

What is your favorite Pixar movie?

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7 Side Dishes Worth Sharing

1. A Children’s Book Marketing Director Shares Advice for Working with Your Publicist by

2. Everything you need to know to build an audience from scratch by

3. How Yellow Became Van Gogh’s Most Powerful Color via

4. Okay but the greatest internet songs being written these days are by this guy and his daughter:

5. And if you want the greatest instagram poet then definitely check out Brian Bilston.

6. The One-Hundred Pages A Day Strategy. Gulp. But…like…wow worth a read.

7. When paying his bus fair, someone used a 2000 year old coin minted by Phoenicians!

Share your own favorite sides in the comments!

Teacher’s Table

Some goodies especially for the teachers:

• What’s Good for Performance Often Isn’t Good for Learning via

• Everything needed to get your young writers started is here in Tools Not Rules: A Writing Guide for Young Creatives.

• Various and free activity sheets up on my Teachers Pay Teachers store! More added all the time, so check back regularly.

  

• I am so, so excited and honored to now be on the roster at the Macmillan Speakers Bureau! For school and other events, you can find my speaker page here!

You guys are rock stars!

Thanks for reading!

Thanks for coming along everyone! 1) Subscribe, 2) get a copy of the book bebes, and 3) keep glowing, you shining star you.

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Whew! Anybody else feel like they still haven’t quite settled in to 2026 yet? Third months the charm, right?

On the author/writing front, in February I got to do something really, really cool, and that something was StoryCon.

StoryCon is a new national writing convention in Salt Lake City, presented by Operation Literacy. This was only its second year running, and if this was anything to go by, this con is just going to continue getting more and more epic until it…well, honestly, until it outdoes everything. The keynotes this year were Brandon Sanderson, Jennifer Neilsen, John Schu, Angeline Boulley and , if that gives you any sense of the scope of awesomeness of this thing.

Really, it was that fun and cool. This is a writing conference, yes, but it has more comic con style vibes (and vendors!!) then any other writing conference I’ve been to. And there are two important audience factors here too.

First, this con was developed for and still has a strong focus on tween and teen writers. The energy from these kids was palpable. I couldn’t help but leave with a sense of the kids are all right. At least, the kids at StoryCon definitely are.

Second, there was also an educator track. Do you hear that fellow kid lit writers? An educator track! That meant we kid lit authors got to present to and talk with actual teachers and educators. That’s a very special and rare opportunity for us. They even had an author-educator meal with a sort of “speed dating” element where some of us authors got to rotate between tables and give a five-minute author spiel to actual teachers. And my friends Celesta Rimington and PJ Gardner and I got to present a class on the educator track too, and again, I cannot emphasize this enough…talking to teachers is the BEST.1

I felt like as an author I got such incredible value out of this conference. Value and inspiration. So whether you’re a kid lit author looking to talk to teachers or a parent with a tween author looking for guidance or an indie romantacy author looking for con to booth at, definitely keep StoryCon in mind for next year.

Writing, and even the business of authoring, can feel very isolated sometimes. But the work we do is the opposite—its the most connecting type of work of all—and conferences like this are a great reminder of that.

Your turn:

What is your favorite Con to go to?

Onward!

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Publicity: Kid Lit vs Adult

I don’t know about you guys, but somehow I never feel like I can wrap my mind around all the strategies and logistics that are part of book publicity. Then you add the layer of nuance and extra complexity when it’s children’s book publicity, and wow…it just seems overwhelming.

So…let’s talk to an expert!

Today I am thrilled and very honored to have Samantha Sacks with us, publicist at Macmillan Children’s Publishing. I am very grateful Samantha took the time to answer my questions and give us a little bit of insider info and behind-the-scenes of what it’s like in kid lit publicity.

Welcome Samantha!

1: What is your main job as a children’s book publicist? What does your typical work day consist of?

As a children’s book publicist, I wear many hats! I’m tasked with pitching books to the media, building connections with influencers, planning events and, in some cases, tours, planning convention and festival appearances for authors, traveling with authors, and so much more! My typical day consists of answering emails, meetings, coordinating events and travel, and pitching media! Publicists wear many hats, and it’s a very fulfilling role!

2: How does publicity in children’s books differ from publicity in other areas of publishing? Are there strategies or methods that work in adult publishing but not in childrens, and vice versa?

Publicity for children’s books is much more nuanced than for adult books! You need to think more creatively about media angles, since there aren’t as many outlets dedicated to children’s media as there are to adult media. On the flip side, there are more event opportunities in the children’s space, such as school visits, which put authors directly in front of their target audience.

One way we're thinking creatively on the publicity side is turning our attention toward Substack. While it's been around for a while now, we're seeing more and more book reviewers migrate over to Substack, and on the publicity side of things, we're pitching Substacks more than ever before.

3: What should children’s authors be aware of when it comes to book publicity, and what is the most helpful and effective way they can contribute to their own books publicity?

Building connections with fellow authors and influencers is key! It’s always a plus for us when, during the campaign, an author comes to us with a list of influencers and authors they’ve reached out to who are excited and committed to posting the book on their socials. The children’s media landscape has changed a lot over the past few years, but social media continues to be an important tool for getting a book exposure.

4: What is something quirky that’s brining you Joy lately?

I’m a big TV history buff, so my husband and I love to rewatch old shows and learn the history behind them!

Thank you so, so much Samantha for your expertise and wisdom! Now let’s go buy a kids book, yeah?

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What I’m Reading:

YOU GUYS. Ok. Not even sure how to talk about this book. I for sure am never going to look at Pride and Prejudice or Mary Bennet the same way again. This book was the most theraputic book I’ve read in…maybe years. It was so effective at getting into Mary’s experience and character. This is one of those books I want everyone to read, and I wouldn’t be surprised if a lot of neurodiverse folks have some strong relatability feelings with this one. And they’re making a miniseries of this one, so read the book before it comes out!

What I’m Watching:

I feel like this is one of those movies that people have seen even if they haven’t watched it, ya know? Like, I knew a lot before going in. I could practically hear Humphrey saying here’s looking at you, kid even though I never had. But on a flight I finally sat down and actually watched it. It was beautiful. It was so, so atmospheric and delightful. I knew Ingrid Bergman was going to be great, but she was truly transcendent.

DnD Radio Stations: These are the kinds of videos that make me want to learn animation.

What I’m Drawing: An old comic, but still current thoughts.

Also check out the bookish swag I’ve got up for sale in my new little swag shop!

Someone I loved once gave me
a box full of darkness.

It took me years to understand
that this, too, was a gift.

– Mary Oliver

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Teacher’s Table

Some goodies especially for the teachers:

• What Would Mr. Toad Make of School Phone Bans? (via )

• Everything needed to get your young writers started is here in Tools Not Rules: A Writing Guide for Young Creatives.

• Free activity sheets up on my Teachers Pay Teachers store! More added all the time, so check back regularly.

  

• I am so, so excited and honored to now be on the roster at the Macmillan Speakers Bureau! For school and other events, you can find my speaker page here.

You guys are rock stars!

Thanks for coming along everyone! The best way to support is to 1) subscribe, 2) get a copy of the book bebes, and 3) keep glowing, you shining star you.

-Sarah

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‘Against my will, I am sent to bid you come into dinner’...there’s a double meaning in that.

-Benedict, Much Ado About Nothing

I would say I’m entering my Dad joke era, but honestly, I don’t think I ever left. My grandpa always says he’s so “had and glappy to see us,” and honestly, if I had grandkids, I’d sure as heck be had and glappy to see them too.

There’s something about wordplay and puns that tickle the brain. In English, I think we sometimes consider it a less...enlightened, shall we say, form of humor, and that may be so, but I wonder if there’s more to it that deserves appreciation.

I’ve talked about nonverbal learning disorder a bit here, but essentially, despite its slightly confusing name, kids with NVLD are often very verbal. And it’s the nonverbal stuff that’s a struggle. Things like spatio-visualization, executive functioning, fine motor skills, and mathematical thinking. My brain takes things extremely literally, and I often find myself pausing or tumbling over words until I make sure I’ve found the exact right one so that there is zero confusion. No double meanings.

But when people play with double meanings on purpose? Ooooh that’s a pleasant shiver down my spine. When I say it scratches the brain, I really mean it.

Because I get it. Not picking up on a lot of nonverbal cues and being hard of hearing means I spend a not insignificant amount of time smiling and nodding while things are going over my head or evading my ear drum. But puns and wordplay? I get it! It makes me feel like that moment in Avengers!

I went through a phase where I was determined to write non-rhyming poetry, because it felt more serious, somehow, but now I think that’s just silliness. Rhyme, especially in English, is hard, but oh its delightful. Didn’t so many of us grow up loving the deliciousness of Shel Silverstein’s silly, clever, punny poems? All sorts of word and letter play. I remember loving that he put the sound of being swallowed by a boa constrictor in letters! In a poem!1

Not just onomatopoeia and end rhyme, either. Internal rhyme is so yummy! Steven Schwartz may be the current king of internal rhyme. So many parts from Wicked: “Helping you in your ascent allows me to feel so parental.” I mean come on! So good.2

There is so much meaning and value to be found in word play. Think of books or movies that end with the same line they started with. Or when characters repeat something, almost a catchphrase. It adds those layers of complexity to that word or phrase every time you hear it. If you’re hyper-attuned to literal words and less attuned to a lot of the other stuff (or even if you’re not!), that really catches the attention and drives meaning home, all just by playing with words.

An example: ever seen the movie Ghost Town with Ricky Gervais and Tea Leoni? It’s not the greatest movie of all time or anything, but I think about it quite a lot. Yes, okay, probably because its about a grumpy Brit and I will fall for a grumpy Brit every single time, but also because it ends on such a great intentional double meaning. In the movie, Ricky Gervais character works as a dentist and is misanthropic and grumpy about people (and ghosts) the whole time, but finds himself falling for Tea Leoni (who wouldn’t). She’s super not interested at first, but he keeps making her laugh. At the end of the movie, after they’ve had a falling out and he learns to not be such a jerk, she comes to see him at his dental office. She’s been dealing with a bad toothache. She says, “it hurts when I smile.” And he says, “I can fix that.”3

Shivers! Again! And I acknowledge what I just did there: I just went on a much-too-long spiel about a movie probably none of you all care about just to set up the final double-meaning line. I really love word play, guys.

I try to do this in my own books too. The titles of my first two books--What Stars Are Made Of and Breathing Underwater--have double or layered meanings, I hope. I love titles like that. And the last line of Stars references the opening line. I deliberately named Penny Hope in Nightmare House after what it takes to defeat the Fear Maker--a penny’s worth of hope. This is also why line edits are often my favorite part of the process. The overall structure--the hard part--is over, and now I finally get to play with words and their rhythms and meanings.

So there you have it. To me, puns can be a breath of fresh air. Puns say to me, we’re giving your overly-literal brain a break by acknowledging that these words and phrases have multiple meanings, and isn’t that fun? When you read a story or poem or watch a film, things like word play and repetition tell a quirky brain, ok, we know you have trouble sorting through all the information coming at you, so here are a few very specific things to see and focus on. (Music and cinematography do that too, but that’s another post.)

Oh, and did you hear about the hole in the nudist camp wall? The police are looking into it.

Your turn!

What is your favorite example of wordplay?

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7 Side Dishes Worth Sharing

1. Plans to reopen the Tolkien and Lewis pub approved.

2. I really loved how encouraging and realistic this post was from : 25 things I wish every writer new about marketing.

3. A very fascinating perspective from an illustrator who had to use AI in her art job and why it made things less efficient. Via

4. I made a silly thing :)

5. Amazing practical advice from : 8 Tips Editor Often Give About Pitching.

6. The Ultimate Picture Book Reading List from . This is an absolute goldmine, guys.

7. Planting Billions of Trees Turned Barren Desert into a Carbon Sink That Lowers CO2. Yay!!

Share your own favorite sides in the comments!

Teacher’s Table

Some goodies especially for the teachers:

• Fred Rogers, the Teaching Mentor because he did everything wrong.

• Everything needed to get your young writers started is here in Tools Not Rules: A Writing Guide for Young Creatives.

• Various and free activity sheets up on my Teachers Pay Teachers store! More added all the time, so check back regularly.

  

• I am so, so excited and honored to now be on the roster at the Macmillan Speakers Bureau! For school and other events, you can find my speaker page here!

You guys are rock stars!

Thanks for reading!

Thanks for coming along everyone! 1) Subscribe, 2) get a copy of the book bebes, and 3) keep glowing, you shining star you.

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Well hello.

There’s a quote somewhere about how some years are fallow years and some are sewing years and some are reaping years, right? I think? Well, last year I did a lot of groundwork laying, to mix my metaphors. Not a lot of finishing, but a lot of getting the foundations down. And I think I’m maybe starting to see some of the results of that this year? I hope?

My middle grade book is with my agent, doing its thing. I’ve got a picture book manuscript and sample art that I’ve talked with her about, too, and now the revisions for that are with a lovely beta reader. I’m meeting with my screenwriting group tonight to go over a short pilot script that I hope to submit to the Sesame Writers Room in the spring. I’ve got a humor piece finished that another writing friend is helping me revise. Most of these things and a few others have been in progress for months, if not years.

But now I think…I hope…they’re all starting to come together?

Who knows what will actually come from finishing these things—possibly nothing! But it feels really great to have these shots ready to be shooted, and I’m very, very grateful for the people helping me.

This in some sense feels like quite a spaghetti-against-the-wall approach, but I’ve actually been thinking about how these things are solidifying because it’s not that. I’m tasking myself with working on this specific picture book instead of any of the other ideas on my list, and sometimes that’s hard. I’m working on this specific humor piece instead of any other, where my tendancy is definitely to hop around, especially on shorter things like this. I’m revising and finishing this script before I let myself work on another. In other words, I’m trying to dive deep on each of these things, let them take the time they need, and, crucially, get help and feedback on them too.

We’ll see how it all goes…

Your turn:

What project are you diving deep on this month?

Onward!

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Publishing 10 Books In One Year

Are you guys ready for this? We’re interviewing someone hashtag-author-career-goals today.

I’ve admired Jarrett Lerner’s career for years now. In fact, he’s been here at the Smorgasbord before, talking about the amazing comics, resources, and activity sheets he has available on his website.

Now he has ten (10!!!) traditionally published kids projects coming out this year and I had to ask him how he did it. Like I said, hashtag author career goals amiright?

Jarrett is a great writer, a delightful artist, and has so many good things to say here. I’m so grateful for his time and tips.

Welcome Jarrett!

1: Tell us about all the books you’ve got coming out this year! Everything from box sets to chapter books to middle grade, yes?

I’ve got ten projects! Two of those are single-volume bind-ups of previously released series of books, and one is a boxed set of a previously released series of books. The other seven, though, include two early readers (Nat the Cat Finds a Map and Nat the Cat Sets a Trap), three early graphic novels (The Super Roomies: Lake of Slime, The Super Roomies: Paint the Town Pink, and one more not yet announced), a hybrid chapter book (Scare School Diaries: The Un-Hauntable House), and an illustrated middle grade novel, co-created with Supriya Kelkar (Roohi and Nate Are Not on the Same Page). I think that’s all of them...

Also check out Jarrett’s roundup of all this on his blog, too!

2: Ok, we all want to know how you did this?? Are these all different contracts/publishers etc? How did so many book deals end up happening at once?

Honestly, I’m not entirely sure! And also, a great deal of it has to do with things that are out of my hands -- such as the publication timelines just happening to line up how they did. I can share, though, a couple things that definitely helped make all this happen.

The first is that I’m naturally drawn to creating in all different formats and for all different ages. I actually find it incredibly helpful to simultaneously work on two or more projects with markedly different intended audiences. It helps me keep in sharper focus exactly what any given project can and needs to be. And in terms of books ultimately getting published, that’s helpful, because releasing, say, an early reader in the same season or even the same month as a middle grade novel isn’t all that risky (that is, you won’t be cannibalizing your own sales by overwhelming your potential readers with options). There’s no way I could release, say, ten middle grade novels in one year. From a business standpoint (and children’s publishing is, at the end of the day and as often as I forget, a business...), it’d be way too expensive for librarians, educators, or parents to keep up. But the variety of the books that I’ve got coming out in 2026 makes the aggressive release schedule less risky, or maybe not even risky at all, for my publishers.

Which leads me to the second thing: my publishers. All of my books, except for Roohi and Nate Are Not on the Same Page, are published and will be published this year by two Simon & Schuster imprints, Aladdin and Simon Spotlight. My amazing team at S&S has, for years, been capitalizing on my desire to make books for a variety of different ages and types of readers, and together, we have attempted to thoughtfully create a “brand” or “program,” carefully creating and releasing books that can help grow my readers. If a kid picks up one of my Nat the Cat books and discovers they like my kind of storytelling and artwork, they can continue to read books by me in a variety of formats as they get older and become stronger readers: I’ve got early chapter books, chapter books, highly illustrated chapter books, early graphic novels, graphic novels, middle grade novels, a novel in verse, and even some activity books. There is also quite a bit of a variety in terms of tone and content, though you can almost always find a lot of humor (and hopefully some heart!) involved in my stuff. Anyway, this isn’t all random or by chance (or isn’t COMPLETELY random or by chance), but comes from my wanting to explore all these different forms and types of books combined with my publishers willingness to not keep me confined to one single thing. I count myself extremely lucky that I landed where I did (with S&S/Aladdin) with my first book, because the team there (and also at Simon Spotlight) and I really shared a vision for what I might be able to do, and we’ve been working hard to do it.

Which leads me to one other thing that definitely deserves saying: I work really, really, REALLY hard at all this, not just writing and drawing but also reading and keeping up with the industry, and for every exploration of mine that turns into a published book, there are MANY failed, half-formed flops that never made it anywhere (but were likely essential steps in the process).

3: When you’re writing across the spectrum like this, from young readers to middle grade, what are things its important to keep in mind about your audience? Do you approach the page differently when you’re writing an early reader versus a middle grade?

100%. The worst thing you can do as a creator is forget your audience. Because, of course, you want to make the book YOU want to make, as that serves a purpose and satisfies some creative urge. But if your goal is to produce a published book that will be read by other people, you can’t ignore that other person. A published book isn’t really finished until a reader has engaged with it and welcomed it into their imagination. The likelihood of that happening takes a nosedive if you’re not carefully considering your readers, thinking about what they might like, what they might not like, how/when they should be comforted and how/when they should be challenged, etc., etc., etc. When I’m in the initial stages of working on a book, I usually limit the tools I can use to help me do this. For instance, if I’m trying to hash out an idea for an early reader, I might do it in a pocket notebook, and even with a colored pencil or crayon. I have less space to be long-winded or elaborate with my art. I really have to zero in on the perfect word and drawing. For a different kind of project, I might use something else. And I ALWAYS start things longhand, in notebooks or on pads or sketchbooks or even just copy paper. Eventually, I move things over to a computer and a drawing tablet. But I can’t think as well like that. I need paper and a pen or pencil in my hands.

4: What is something quirky or weird that has brought you Joy lately?

This might get some eyerolls, but it’s the truth: my three daughters. They are SO weird and SO quirky, and I swear, they get weirder and quirkier every single day. And I say this with an enormous amount of admiration and pride. But they are always doing something -- crafting, painting, drawing, making a movie, playing a game, choreographing dances, coming up with jokes -- and their ideas are sometimes so strange and different from anything I could possibly come up with, it just never ceases to amaze and inspire me. Surely, some of that amazement has to do with the fact that they are MY kids, and also that I know them so well. But plenty of the things they say and do and make are also NOT so unique. It’s just that, every once in a while, they come up with something that is so wholly and purely THEM, and they are so comfortable putting it out there (this has got to be part of it, too, their lack of fear of judgment), I just get flabbergasted.

Also, I spend time every week looking for and listening to new music, and that brings me a ton of joy. I usually need music to work, and having NEW stuff often keeps me happy and excited and inspired. And for me, the quirkier and weirder the music, the better. If anyone out there reading this has some recommendations, send them my way!

Thank you so, so much Jarrett! Make sure you take a look at all of the incredible books Jarrett has coming out this year, as well as the plethora of great comics, drawing pages, activity sheets, and more that he has available for free on his website.

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What I’m Reading:

So. I read Big Jim Begins and Big Jim Believes in an afternoon, and you guys, they made me emotional. There are references to Dr. Seuss, Mr. Rogers, Chuck Jones, Monty Python, 18th century British poets, Thoreau, Cormac McCarthy, and the Bible. (Honestly, the Notes and Fun Facts page at the end of these books is worth the price alone). I would die for Big Jim. I loved these books so much I went out and bought my own copies, and will absolutely be using them as mentor texts for a project I have in mind. (If you need a little more in depth analysis to help you convince people of the value of Dog Man and graphic novels, check out this amazing essay by )

What I’m Watching:

We know we’re fans of quirky English detectives around these parts, and I basically binged this entire show the first week it came out. It’s new. It’s delightful. It’s created by and stars Mark Gatiss. It’s set right after WWII and is clever and sweet and heart-tugging and just overall a good time.

Digital Drawing Hacks: This was a fun video going through some of the popular illustration hacks, and I learned a lot of new techniques. Worth the watch!

What I’m Poeming: Been thinking about my favorite AI a lot lately.

Also check out the bookish swag I’ve got up for sale in my new little swag shop!

“We lead the world because, unique among nations, we draw our people — our strength — from every country and every corner of the world. And by doing so we continuously renew and enrich our nation.”

– President Ronald Reagan

“Do you know what a foreign accent is? It’s a sign of bravery.”

– Amy Chua

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Teacher’s Table

Some goodies especially for the teachers:

• Ellis Island Informational Text Reading Comprehension Worksheet Immigration

• Everything needed to get your young writers started is here in Tools Not Rules: A Writing Guide for Young Creatives.

• Free activity sheets up on my Teachers Pay Teachers store! More added all the time, so check back regularly.

  

• I am so, so excited and honored to now be on the roster at the Macmillan Speakers Bureau! For school and other events, you can find my speaker page here.

You guys are rock stars!

Thanks for coming along everyone! The best way to support is to 1) subscribe, 2) get a copy of the book bebes, and 3) keep glowing, you shining star you.

-Sarah

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Do you know the two things they found on Dickens’ spice rack? The best of thymes and the worst of thymes.

I want to talk about being silly today.

There are a few reasons for that.

Feelings are exhausting. Heavy, physically. I mean, that’s why we have the expression “the weight of the world.” Especially when we’re seeing and experiencing and hearing about and feeling so much of the world. It doesn’t feel allowed to even think about silliness when confronted with that deep, deep heaviness.

But what if that stems from a misunderstanding of what silliness is?

A thesaurus might suggest that the opposite of silly is serious. And of course, there are plenty of things in our own individual lives and in the world that must be taken seriously.

But what if serious isn’t the opposite of silly? What if they are not mutually exclusive? What if we’re mistaking seriousness for solemnity?

A thesaurus might suggest that a synonym of silly is childish, and that can certainly be the case, sometimes. Immaturity is all too real..

But what if there’s a flavor of silly that’s rather childlike, instead?

Remember that scene in Steel Magnolias, after the funeral? After Sally Fields character has just buried her daughter, and sobs and breaks down in grief and anger, and says she just wants to hit something? And then Olympia Dukakis’ character does this?

What if, when the weight is simply too much to carry or even face, silliness is what starts to help lift? Like taking a low, deep, heavy voice and adding a little helium?

Maybe we don’t have to choose between taking something seriously and being silly.

Maybe the real opposite of silliness is something more like rigidity. Being inflexible or austere or uncompromising.

Maybe the opposite of silliness is even something like shame.

In his absolutely incredible speech about creativity, John Cleese says this:

I happen to think the main evolutionary significance of humor is that it gets us from the closed mode to the open mode quicker than anything else. I think we all know that laughter brings relaxation and that humor makes us playful, yet how many times have important discussions been held where really original and creative ideas were desperately needed to solve important problems but where humor was taboo because the subject being discussed was so serious.

I read somewhere once that anger makes your mouth work twice as fast as your brain. That seems to be what’s happening everywhere we look these days. And we really need more brain—more smart and desperately urgent creative ideas to solve utterly serious problems.

Maybe the best solutions to big problems can be more easily approached by our silly, absurd, creative inner five-year-olds, making wild connections and loosening up our assumptions. After all, kids media is some of the very best at helping us allow our own creative absurdity find solutions to big, absurd challenges.

Did you know that dogs cant operate MRI machines, but catscan?

I don’t think we need to be resistant to the idea of silliness in the midst of the serious. John Cleese says, “a group of us could be sitting around after dinner discussing matters that were extremely serious like the education of our children or our marriages or the meaning of life and…we could be laughing and that would not make what we were discussing one bit less serious.”

I wholeheartedly agree.

At my funeral, I want people to be laughing.

You know the old Aesop fable about the sun and the wind? It’s the one where the sun and the north wind argue over which is stronger, and to prove themselves they each try to get a passing man to remove his coat. The wind blows and blusters and rages, but the man only holds to his coat more tightly. Then all the sun has to do is shine, and the man takes off his coat himself.

Oh boy do we need sunshine right now.

There’s one last thing to be said about silliness.

Though we’re defining silliness here as the antidote to rigidity and inflexibility, I don’t think that means having to compromise your moral values. You can be silly and stand up for what you believe. Its possible to be compromising without being compromised.

You can be silly as you work towards making the world a better place.

In fact, you might have more success and stamina that way.

Your turn!

What is your favorite pun? Tell us in comments!

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7 Side Dishes Worth Sharing

1. In case you need to feel encouragement about putting your time, energy, and resources into making good and beautiful things right now, I recommend this post by : Your Writing Matters.

2. If you need ideas for books to read to your kids or in your classroom, look no further. The end of year roundups are super helpful this year, especially My favorite kidlit of 2025 from and My best books of 2025 from .

3. I’m not sure why, but given **gestures everywhere** what I’m craving right now is capital w Weird. The sweetly Weird. So…here:

4. Here are 51 Things That made Me Laugh in 2025 from .

5. In case one of your goals for this year is putting yourself out there, here is Advice for a friend who wants to start a blog by .

6. Walking Sharks Break the Rules of Reproduction.

7. Plant believed extinct for 60 years reappears.

Share your own favorite sides in the comments!

Teacher’s Table

Some goodies especially for the teachers:

• 10 Ways to get Kiddos Excited to read from

• Everything needed to get your young writers started is here in Tools Not Rules: A Writing Guide for Young Creatives.

• Various and free activity sheets up on my Teachers Pay Teachers store! More added all the time, so check back regularly.

  

• I am so, so excited and honored to now be on the roster at the Macmillan Speakers Bureau! For school and other events, you can find my speaker page here!

You guys are rock stars!

Thanks for reading!

Thanks for coming along everyone! 1) Subscribe, 2) get a copy of the book bebes, and 3) keep glowing, you shining star you.

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Aaaand we’re off! Welcome to 2026. Hopefully you’re starting to ease back into your normal routines, and I hope you made some meaningful memories over the holidays and new year. I’m not sure why, but I’m hopeful and optimistic about what this next year is going to bring. Let’s really do this, ya know?

I’m not someone who sets a specific word or phrase for a new year, and I tend to reevaluate habits throughout the year rather than focusing too much on one new years resolution. Although, I do really like the idea of yearly words and resolutions, so maybe I’ll think about it. (The holidays are so not conducive to this kind of goal-setting thing, lol, so maybe for February?) In V.E. Schwab’s newsletter she talked about deep-diving into a new chosen topic each month, and I really like that as a possible new years resolution.

The resolutions/goals/habits from here at the writing desk are to simply keep going. To keep the little bit of consistency I reached at the end of last year and level that up. I have so many (too many?) ideas and plans, but the way to get to those is consistency on the daily habits. So as far as writing goes, writing consistently is my new years resolution.

And that means continuing consistently on my adult book. And it means finishing up a kids script I’m working on, a picture book, and looking into some new chapter book ideas.

Your turn:

What are your new years goals or resolutions?

Onward!

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Getting Published in a Children’s Magazine in 2026

Well well well, if it isn’t all the goals we said we’d circle back to in the new year.

And if one of those goals is being more proactive in some way about publishing and submitting to children’s magazines, then I know this is going to be a helpful interview for you!

I am so honored today to have Joseph Taylor with us, editor of the renowned Cricket magazine. Joe is the new editor of the combined Cricket Media magazine for kids, which combines features of the former Cricket, Muse, Faces, and Cobblestone magazines. Before joining Cricket Media as an editor, he wrote feature articles about current science subjects for Muse and science and art related biographical pieces for Cricket.

Joe has very generously shared some incredible behind-the-scenes wisdom and advice here, and I am so grateful and thrilled! I know you’ll enjoy this one.

Welcome Joe!

1: It seems like publishing in all areas just keeps changing. How is editing and publishing a children’s magazine different now than it was when you began?

I became editor of Muse in 2021 and editor of the new, expanded Cricket, which merged with Muse and incorporated some of Faces and Cobblestone, this past year. Prior to becoming an editor, I was a writer for Cricket and Muse. My first piece appeared in Cricket in 2008.

While the core mission of children’s magazines hasn’t changed much since I started writing, the way we reach readers and compete for their attention has. As in many media-related industries, the magazine market has been challenging of late. Audiences seem increasingly fragmented, with more and more products and platforms demanding attention. From major movies to more niche magazines like ours, everyone creating media has felt some impact. I see these effects both at work and where I live, in the Los Angeles area.

We’re fortunate at Cricket Media to have partnered this past year with Sensical, a safe, quality video-streaming platform for kids. We also have a cherished legacy with Cricket and its illustrious track record stretching back more than five decades. And, despite the enormous challenges facing us today, we still have talented writers and illustrators who respect the magazines—which also include Spider, Ladybug, and Babybug—and want to work with us. I’m grateful every day to be a part of it.

2: What are the most common mistakes you see in submissions? What advice would you give to writers who are interested in submitting?

Our magazines at Cricket Media are currently not accepting new submissions or queries, but we’re hoping this might change at some point in 2026. In the past, Cricket took completed submissions for all its material: fiction, poetry, and nonfiction pieces. Muse, meanwhile, accepted pitches from writers for upcoming themed issues, which were posted online, and commissioned the writing of the pieces.

With both methods, it’s helpful for writers to establish that they are professionals and are committed to the field. Do mention if you’re active in SCBWI (the Society of Children’s Book Writers & Illustrators) or some other writing organization. Do let us know if you’ve studied writing in a program. Feel free to share any bit of success, no matter how small, that you’re proud of. It can be helpful to include a link to any work of yours available online, even if it’s not writing for kids. Also, let us know if you have some expertise in a field you’re writing about.

If you’re pitching an article, take the time to think through how you would write the piece and share your thinking and an outline with us. We sometimes get multiple queries for the same story idea, so we’re put in the position to pick who has made the strongest pitch. Also, consider doing a One on One interview or a Hands-On activity, regular departments that we cherish.

Don’t make the mistake of thinking that if you’ve done a presentable job on a short story or a poem, then you’re good to go. We’re not teachers looking for you to hand in respectable work; we’re hoping you focus on your strong suit and deliver something no one else can.

Avoid worrying, though, that your submission or query isn’t perfect enough. As the late Paula Danziger used to say, “Our goal as writers is not perfection; it’s excellence.”

3: What types of stories or articles do you see resonating most with middle grade readers today? Any predictions for the future of middle grade magazines?

For Cricket, we’re always looking for material that is fresh or timeless, or both. We want works that will resonate with our readers today and maybe nudge them to tell their friends about them. We’re also looking for pieces our readers may want to hold on to and read or share later.

There’s always a place for pieces about subjects that kids typically love, but the same goes for more serious subjects they might want to know more about. We often get letters from readers asking for more material on climate change, animal welfare, and kids’ mental health. We know that they appreciated our recent issues on AI and wildfires—but they also enjoy lighter pieces like comics that bring humor and warmth.

One trend people have been discussing is what seems to be a shortening of attention spans. We’re still publishing pieces in a range of lengths—and we hope to continue to do that. Reading a long short story or narrative nonfiction piece that is well told and offers some depth can be so satisfying.

One thing being an editor has taught me is that there is never one right way to write something, whether that’s a feature article or a short story. We value a variety of approaches and voices and enjoy working with writers and illustrators who have different perspectives. Even before the advent of AI, Cricket editors worked hard to keep everything in an issue from sounding or looking the same. As a writer or illustrator, you don’t want to be afraid to go out on a limb. That’s often where the best work can be found.

4: What is something quirky that’s brought you joy lately?

Maybe my taste in pets: Border Collies and pregnant cats. That’s pretty quirky. I don’t know how exciting this might be to others, but I found a recent science story memorable. A new study shows that humans have a sense known as remote touch, previously found in shorebirds such as sandpipers and plovers. Moving their fingers through sand, people could detect where an object had been buried before touching it. Their fingers sensed tiny changes in the sand caused by the object. How cool is that … we really do have more capabilities than we know!

Thank you so, so much Joe! Here’s to a bright future for the new Cricket magazine. While there are no open submissions at the moment, keep an eye on their submission page for future opportunities!

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What I’m Reading:

When I saw the pitch of Buffy the Vampire Slayer meets Golden Girls you know I downloaded that puppy quicker than immediately. This is such a romp. Delightful and heartwarming, and will very, very likely pop up as a comp title to the adult novel I’m working on…

What I’m Watching:

Sometimes when my amazing mum is visiting we go through this list of the top 200 films by decade. We don’t necessarily watch every single one, but any that peak our interest. Sort of a self-guided film history class. And this was the one we watched this time around, and it was a fascinating one. It took me a minute to get into it, or to really get the right vibe for it, but once I did I began to really appreciate how well-crafted it is. This was, apparently, the movie that changed and shaped westerns as we know them.

Public Domain Day: There’s a new playground of public domain content for us to play with in 2026! This video is a fun analysis of a few of those properties.

What I’m Poeming: Let’s laud our winter bods.

Also check out the bookish swag I’ve got up for sale in my new little swag shop!

“And now we welcome the new year, full of things that have never been.”

― Rainer Maria Rilke

Writing Opportunity: There’s a fun prompt from First Line magazine. Stories of 300-5000 words using the provided first line are due Feb. 1.

Teacher’s Table

Some goodies especially for the teachers:

• The Seeds of an Essay, by .

• Everything needed to get your young writers started is here in Tools Not Rules: A Writing Guide for Young Creatives.

• Free activity sheets up on my Teachers Pay Teachers store! More added all the time, so check back regularly.

  

• I am so, so excited and honored to now be on the roster at the Macmillan Speakers Bureau! For school and other events, you can find my speaker page here.

You guys are rock stars!

Thanks for coming along everyone! The best way to support is to 1) subscribe, 2) get a copy of the book bebes, and 3) keep glowing, you shining star you.

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Here, for your family’s entertainment pleasure, is…

The master list of author websites that come with free activities!

• Jarrett Lerner: One of the best and most abudant author-activity sites that I’ve found. Drawing pages, comics, and other goodies abound.

• Rick Riordan: Yep, uncle Rick has tons of fun goodies on his site, like signs you may be a half-blood, and other fun games and goodies around Greek, Roman, and Egyptian mythology.

• Katherine Applegate: Some freebie activity sets based on Katherine’s amazing books, like Odder and The One and Only Ivan.

• Aaron Reynolds: Games and even 3D printable designs!

• Jarrett J. Krosoczka: Another huge abundance of resources, wide ranging as Jarrett’s books themselves.

• Grace Lin: So many coloring and other activities, plus lots of great how-to-draw videos!

• Jennifer Nielsen: Writing prompts and writing videos for your budding author!

• Mo Willems: Entire event kits and activity sheets from the wonderful world of Mo!

• Karen McDonald: Coloring pages, word searches, and mazes especially for your dog lover.

• Neeps and Tattie: Coloring pages, games, and even a list of tortoise rescues!

• Jennifer Ballow: Fun mazes, coloring pages, and word searches.

• Kate McKinnon: Not an author website, but Hachette has put together a fun activity kit for the mad scientists and Weird Barbies in our lives.

• Jan Brett: If you’ve got a young artist, Jan’s plethora of drawing pages is a goldmine!

• Kate Messner: At the height of the Covid shutdown, Kate putgether a post collecting videos and resources from tons of authors for home use. It’s still there with plenty of goodies to go around!

• Tami Lewis Brown: Everything from activity guides to science experiments!

• Deborah Hopkinson: Super cute coloring sheets and writing prompts and more.

• Wendy Mass: So many cool STEM experiments and reading resources.

• Brandon Mull: Really fun and funny book trailers and other silly watches from a funny guy.

• Kurtis Scaletta: Recipes and lots of other fun reading.

• Ross Burach: Activity kits and downloadable, colorable bookmarks!

• Jerry Spinelli: Code games, word puzzles, and more!

• Eric Carle: Really fun activity and coloring sheets from the estate of one of the greatest illustrators of all time.

• David Walliams: A whole caboodle of games, activities, connect-the-dots, and more.

• Travis Nichols: Super fun mazes, drawing pages, and lots more.

• Roald Dahl: If you’ve ever wanted to know which of several Dahl characters you are, there’s a quiz for that, plus lots of other funsies.

• Kevin Henkes: Counting games, memory cards, coloring, and other really cute activities especially for the littles.

• Kelly Starling Lyons: Mazes and coloring sheets and more!

• Judy Moody: That’s right, Judy’s got her own set of coloring and activity pages for your Moody reader!

• Miki Taylor: Color, word search, and even design some socks!

• Beatrix Potter: Coloring pages, mazes and more from the amazing world of Peter Rabbit.

• Valencia Weaver: Word tracing, coloring, and more for the littles.

• Traci Swain: If you’ve got a shark lover, Traci has super got you covered.

• Dr. Seuss: Did you know you can play a Green Eggs and Ham game??

• Amelia Bedelia: Mazes and other super fun activities based on the books!

• Shel Silverstein: Tons of learning resources and activities from some of the greatest kids poetry collections ever.

• and of course, I’ve got some resources and goodies available too :)

Am I missing any great author sites here? If you know of one with free goodies to entertain and enrich the kiddos, put it in comments so we can add it to the list!

Your turn!

What are your kids favorite activities to do when they’re out of school?

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5 Side Dishes Worth Sharing

1. I can’t not share the greatest Christmas song:

2. It was Jane Austen’s 250th birthday recently, and it’s the 30th anniversary of Sense and Sensibility, so, ya know…if you need a break from Christmas movies…

3. I regret to inform you that my wedding to Captain Von Trapp has been cancelled.

4. How guest Hans Christian Andersen destroyed his friendship with Dickens.

5. Peek a boop from my floof. We wish you a very, very merry Christmas and happy holidays and great time with your loved ones, whatever and however you celebrate!

   

Share your own favorite sides in the comments!

Teacher’s Table

Some goodies especially for the teachers:

• A Christmas Carol 1 pager project for 5th-8th grade.

• Everything needed to get your young writers started is here in Tools Not Rules: A Writing Guide for Young Creatives.

• Various and free activity sheets up on my Teachers Pay Teachers store! More added all the time, so check back regularly.

  

• I am so, so excited and honored to now be on the roster at the Macmillan Speakers Bureau! For school and other events, you can find my speaker page here!

You guys are rock stars!

Thanks for reading!

Thanks for coming along everyone! 1) Subscribe, 2) get a copy of the book bebes, and 3) keep glowing, you shining star you.

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Whew! Are we all here? How we doing, everyone?

Things are truckin’ along here in Florida! I think we’re getting into a groove, just in time for the holidays to ungroove us hehe. But that’s allowed!

We’ve got fingers in all sorts of pots over here. Still wrapping all the bows on the middle grade novel. Slowly but surely adding to the adult novel. And I’ve got the new beginnings of a short children’s pilot script and a picture book, so we’ll see where those go!

But now, since it’s Gift Giving season, I’ve got a bit of a list for you. There are no shortages of gift guides, so I thought, why not collect some of those guides in one place!

Here’s what we’ve got so far:

• November Laughs and Recs from

• A Book Guide for Children 10 and Under from . Honestly, Sarah totally has you covered for all your children’s book gift giving needs. Check out all her amazing lists.

• What To Read and Give from

• Eleven (More) Children’s Book Recommendations from

• My gift guide full of recommendations from other authors for reluctant readers.

• My other gift guide full of more recommendations in the if they liked this, try this format.

What am I missing? If you know of a good kids book gift guide or have one of your own, definitely link us in the comments so we can check it out!

And, ya know, I’m just gonna leave this here…in case its helpful…

Your turn:

What book are you gifting for Christmas?

Onward!

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Endings As Strong as Punchlines and How To Write Them

Since it’s the end of the year, I thought it would be a great time to talk about endings! As in, how to write ones that pack a punch, and ideally make you laugh too. We spend so much time focusing on the beginnings of our books, but our endings can be just as important.

Cue Arianne Costner!

Arianne is a writer friend of mine who writes Gordan Korman-esque funny books that always end with a belly laugh and tons of heart. Her books, MY LIFE AS A POTATO and CONFESSIONS OF A CLASS CLOWN, are so well structured and lead up to pitch-perfect endings, and I knew I wanted to get her advice on how to write endings that resonate!

More about Arianne: Arianne Costner lives in the middle of the desert with her husband and four children. She is a former English teacher who believes that writers should crack up at their own jokes. When she isn’t writing, she can be found playing the piano and composing music. Her favorite kind of potato is the tater tot, with mashed potatoes coming in close second—as long as they’re not gluey.

Welcome Arianne!

1. Sometimes in contemporary plots, the endings might not be as clear during the writing process as, say, a mystery plot or a quest plot. How can writers get to a satisfying and fulfilling ending in those contemporary plots?

To me, a fulfilling ending needs to mirror the opening image. This doesn’t mean that they have to be in the same setting necessarily, but that whatever the character was lacking in the first chapter, they have attained that in the final chapter. Before you write your last chapter, definitely go through your first chapter with the fine comb and look for what your character needs to learn. What might their life look like once they gain that knowledge? When the reader sees that, it’s a breath of fresh air.

In MY LIFE AS A POTATO, Ben was mostly lacking confidence in chapter one. He was self-conscious about not being one of the cool kids. In the final chapter, he is at school dance, doing dorky dance moves and really enjoying himself. He is associating with the nerdy kids and the cool kids alike. And of course, the “potato curse” he references in the early pages of the book comes into play in the final chapter in a silly way. I love dropping bits from the first chapter into the end--it makes things feel full circle to me!

2. Your books are so well structured, and so funny! Do you have a funny end in mind from the beginning, and does that factor in to how you structure your plots? Basically, do you think of your ends like punchlines?

Thanks! I always think of possible endings when I start drafting, but they often change. As long as I have an idea for the theme of the final chapter, the setting and exact concept will usually materialize as I am drafting.

For example, in CONFESSIONS OF A CLASS CLOWN, what my main character Jack lacked in chapter one was the ability to form real friendships with others because he was always so focused on social media. I always knew that in the end, he would have to be spending time with a sincere friend, not worrying about creating content. In my first draft, the final chapter was Jack and his friend going fishing, but it felt a little on the nose! Like, “get away from your phone kids, go out in nature,” - a little preachy, you know?

I tried to think of something more amusing, and I landed on mirroring the dinosaur scene from the first chapter. In the first chapter, Jack is obnoxiously pretending to be a dinosaur in class. In the final chapter, he borrows a dinosaur suit from his brother in order to terrify the squirrels that keep getting into the trash cans at his friend’s house. A lot more entertaining than fishing, right? Of course, I had to go back and add the thread throughout the book that there were raccoons terrorizing the friend’s house so that the ending didn’t come out of nowhere. So I guess in a way, I was building up to that last punch line.

3. What are your tips for keeping the humor momentum going so that it builds and the end feels like a payoff, rather than deflating half way through?

Great question! It all just comes down to the plotting. From the beginning, you’ve got to have that big climax in mind. What event is this all building up to? If the book is humorous, then the climax should probably incorporate some madcap. In POTATO, I always knew it was going to end up with a huge food fight because that was always a childhood fantasy of mine and I knew a big public setting would be a good place for Ben to choose being kind over being cool--what he needed to learn. So, I plotted things in a way that would lead to that food fight being plausible.

In CLASS CLOWN, the climax was the school talent show, which Jack anticipated from the start of the book. I had to brainstorm ways that the talent show could incorporate some physical humor as well as allow Jack to show his growth. Instead of using the talent show to launch HIMSELF to internet stardom, he organized a fashion show to show off a friend’s designs. It’s was a sweet thing, but there were still lots of madcap opportunities, from a pokemon sountrack to wacky outfits and poses.

4. What’s something quirky that’s brought you Joy lately?

Never thought I’d say this but… our elf on the shelf! When those creepy things first started getting popular, I swore I’d never get one. It seemed like an unnecessary extra chore to have to reposition the elf every night. But last year my kids begged and begged, and I gave in. It’s so cute to see them excited over it. The two older ones will stay up late to find something naughty for the elf to do, and every morning the younger ones wake up and run to find what the elf has done.

So if they’re happy, I’m happy. My son also drew this interpretation of the elf which made me laugh.

Thank you so, so much Arianne! Make sure to check out her books, MY LIFE AS A POTATO and CONFESSION OF A CLASS CLOWN and learn more about Arianne on her website!

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What I’m Reading:

I struggle with audio fiction, but I listened to this one on my commute and I absolutely adored it. It even got me tearing up a couple times, which is a big deal for this gal.

What I’m Watching:

This is my annual reminder that Scrooge (1970) with Albert Finney is probably the greatest Christmas movie ever. The music is wonderful, the vibes are immaculate, and Albert Finney is the most heartwarming and loveable Scrooge you’ll ever meet.

A Muppet Family Christmas: If you haven’t seen this, you’re in for a treat. My favorite is when Swedish Chef sees Big Bird.

What I’m Drawing: I am *gulp* experimenting with the first picture book idea I’ve had that came to me illustration-idea first, and seeing if I can handle it…we’ll see how this goes! Here’s a sneak peak at one corner…

Also check out the bookish swag I’ve got up for sale in my new little swag shop!

“Evil, that is, has every advantage but one-it is inferior in imagination. Good can imagine the possibility of becoming evil-hence the refusal of Gandalf and Aragorn to use the Ring-but Evil, defiantly chosen, can no longer imagine anything but itself.”

-W.H. Auden, in a review of The Return of the King

Writing Opportunity: This is a good one, but not long, and coming up quick! The middle grade poetry anthology The Periodic Table of Poetry is being published by Lerner Press, edited by Irene Lathom and Charles Waters. Submission window is only from Dec. 6-Dec. 9. Check it out!

Teacher’s Table

Some goodies especially for the teachers:

• What Even Is Children’s Literature Criticism & Why Is It Important? from

• Everything needed to get your young writers started is here in Tools Not Rules: A Writing Guide for Young Creatives.

• Free activity sheets up on my Teachers Pay Teachers store! More added all the time, so check back regularly.

  

• I am so, so excited and honored to now be on the roster at the Macmillan Speakers Bureau! For school and other events, you can find my speaker page here.

You guys are rock stars!

Thanks for coming along everyone! The best way to support is to 1) subscribe, 2) get a copy of the book bebes, and 3) keep glowing, you shining star you.

-Sarah

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Tis the season to be thankful, but it’s that season all year long, isn’t it?

But anyway. I think gratitude lists and gratitude journals are wonderful, but my absolute favorite versions are when people get really granular and specific, and you get to know the niche little tidbits that light them up.

In that vein, here are 44 hyper-specific things I’m thankful for. Why 43? No reason, just because I could have kept going and going and I had to stop somewhere.

1. The gut-renching pause at minute 2:14 in this amazing song sung by the phenomenal Brian D’arcy James.

2. The little girl I once saw at Disney World who was sitting on her dad’s shoulders during the fireworks and shouted “This is the BEST. DAY. EVER!” I hope she’s still having best days.

3. Strawberries.

4. The black and white Charlie Chaplin canvas I found at Ross for $10.

5. This sketch comedian on TikTok who has the nichest Grinch quote as her bio.

6. Jenna Hall, another comedian on TikTok who is killing it.

7. That time I got to make a pilgrimage to Oxford and pay homage at the street lamp outside C. S. Lewis’ office.

   

8. David Mitchell’s rants. All of them, specifically.

9. Ben Miller’s scene at the hospital at the end of Season 3 of Professor T.

10. The piano outside Casey’s Corner at Walt Disney World.

11. The ridiculously tall roofs and doorways and proportions in the animated Cinderella.

    

12. Poiret One font. It’s my favorite.

13. Sunflowers.

14. Pilot G2 .7 pens.

15. The Epcot entrance music.

16. My fluffy cat’s round belly and pretzel resting pose.

    

17. The way my cat runs to the door whenever I’m taking the garbage out.

18. The glowing moss in Animal Crossings: New Horizons.

19. Stephen Sondheim lyrics, specifically, “The choice may have been mistaken, the choosing was not,” and the entirety of “Being Alive.”

20. Stephen Schwartz’s incredible gift for internal rhyme, for example: “Helping you in your ascent allows me to feel so parental.”

21. The harmonies in “The I Love You Song,” from 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee and in “Our Children,” from Ragtime.

22. An empire waistline.

23. The snow globe my mom bought me from St. Paul’s Cathedral, and the golden bird scizzors my friend bought me from Over The Garden Wall.

24. Bill Pullman’s face when he sees his dead wife in Casper.

25. The temples. All of them. How powerful I feel when I come out. The chandeliers.

26. 2 Nephi 2:25: “Adam fell that men might be; and men are, that they might have joy.”

27. The talk about compensating blessings given by Gerald Causse, who was just called to be an apostle.

28. John Owen Jones’ purest of all pures soaringest of all soars at minute 7:15 in this Phantom medley:

29. The big “Deliver us!” at the end of the opening song in Prince of Egypt.

30. Every person who has ever delivered my groceries or DoorDash. I am very specifically grateful for all of them.

31. Dr. Swineyard, my pediatric endocrinologist when I was young. He told me I could call him Dr. Pigfarm.

32. The part in Wednesday Wars by Gary Schmidt where he describes the sound Mrs. Baker makes when she sees her husband again.

33. Mack Wilbergs arrangements of Come Thou Fount and Come, Come Ye Saints and the tenor solo in Betelehemu.

34. The Vincent Van Gogh Scene from Doctor Who.

35. The moon in Starry Night by Vincent Van Gogh.

36. Vincent Van Gogh.

37. René Magritte, specifically “The Philosopher’s Lamp.”

    

38. Marty, starting Ernest Borgnine. Specifically the heel click.

39. The Hand Flex (TM)

40. “If I find in myself desires which nothing in this world can satisfy, the only logical explanation is that I was made for another world.”

    ― C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity

41. David Ogden Stier’s speeches to Lwaxana Troi in that episode of Star Trek:TNG (“Half a Life,” season 4, episode 22, for those who are interested) and his face in M*A*S*H* when he realizes why the orphanage sold the chocolates he gave them.

42. The face of the Tibetan Fox.

43. David Attenborough documentaries, but specifically the part where the lizard escapes the snakes and the other part where baby goslings jump from their nest off a ridiculously tall cliff.

44. YOU. You specifically.

Your turn!

What hyper-specific thing are you thankful for?

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5 Side Dishes Worth Sharing

1. 7 tips on how to pitch your book to local media.

2. An amazing essay on boys and reading, plus a list of recommendations from the wonderful .

3. How do you reset? A gorgeous article by .

4. Experimenting with Narrative POV in Picture Books.

5. I Wish All Debut Novelists Knew This, from .

Share your own favorite sides in the comments!

Teacher’s Table

Some goodies especially for the teachers:

• Hamlet is the Gen Z Story We Need Right Now

• Everything needed to get your young writers started is here in Tools Not Rules: A Writing Guide for Young Creatives.

• Various and free activity sheets up on my Teachers Pay Teachers store! More added all the time, so check back regularly.

  

• I am so, so excited and honored to now be on the roster at the Macmillan Speakers Bureau! For school and other events, you can find my speaker page here!

You guys are rock stars!

Thanks for reading!

Thanks for coming along everyone! 1) Subscribe, 2) get a copy of the book bebes, and 3) keep glowing, you shining star you.

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Friends! Did you have a good October? I hope so. Seems like there’s something world-changing/shattering happening every day, but no matter what, I hope you’re keeping on making good things and keeping on finding joy.

The main focus at this writer’s desk…well, the main focuses, because there were two:

• Lower Middle-Grade: I met with my agent about the lower MG I sent her, and folks, it’s good news! She liked it and said it’s in quite good shape, so now I’m 1) making some simple revisions based on her notes, which I thought were spot on, 2) creating a bit more sample artwork to go with the pitch, and 3) writing up short pitches for the next books in the series, since that’s the goal here. We’ll see how this goes!

• Adult Novel: This poor book has been so patient with me. This story started as a TV pilot years ago, then morphed into a novel, and then a novel with a very different plot, but still the same basic premise. I can still envision this story as a TV show or a movie, but I think the shape its taking as a novel is the right novel shape for it. I’m about 25k into it now, so maybe 1/3 of the way. The pace is slow on this one, but getting steadier.

So basically its just plugging away time! I’ve got too many kid lit idea glimmers for after I get all of this current lower middle grade project work back to my agent and off the docket, and we’ll see what comes next. I’m enjoying having two projects going in very different categories, and hopefully we can keep that up.

And here’s your periodic reminder that if you’ve got a kiddo or student with a big feeling, I’ve probably got a book for that!

Your turn:

What’s something joyful that happened to you in October?

Onward!

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Become A Clown, Save Your Writing (with Travis Nichols)

The absolute best part of deciding to interview people for my newsletter is the excuse to reach out to and learn from creatives of all kinds. And when I saw just how much creative work engages in, I knew I wanted to talk to him.

I discovered him through The Terribles, a kids graphic novel that I absolutey adored. The exact kind of book that makes me want to draw, and goes on the I-wish-I-had-made-this shelf.

Here’s his bio from his own website, because he’s just so fun and voicey its best to let him speak for himself: “Books o’mine have been published by Chronicle, Penguin Random House, Macmillan, and Viz. I’m also the creator of The HECKADECK. Oh yeah! I’ve written and illustrated comics for SpongeBob SquarePants, Uglydoll, Nickelodeon Magazine (RIP), and Hello Kitty.”

Aaaaand now he’s teaching himself clowncraft.

Like, how freaking cool is that?

And that’s exactly what I wanted to talk to him about today.

Welcome Travis!

1. So, let’s just get a basis to begin with...what do you learn in clown school? What’s it actually like?

OH HI. Well, I’m not exaaaactly in clown school, per se. Rather, I’m in what I call “a clown school of my own cobbling”. That means a weekly class through Brooklyn Comedy Collective (I just finished Clown 3 and had my class show), plus as many workshops as I can squeeze in (the bonus here is learning all sorts of things from tons of different teachers), as well as some private coaching, loads and loads of shows and lots of books.

I’m learning all of the things. CONNECTING with audiences. Loving them and taking care of them. Being present and in my dang body. Honesty. Accessing the GUT. Moving quickly, finding the game, leaving room for the unexpected and poking at it. Some people will tell you there are no RULES in clown, but there are. Rules and history and legacy and ideals. I love and need a bit of order in the chaos. Or I at least need to see all of those things stacked in a little pile next to the stage.

2. What are 2 or 3 things you’ve learned from clowncraft that you think will change your writing and illustrating?

I was in a huge writing and illustrating rut last year. I had spent, oh, 20 years defining myself by my books. I was disappointed by it and bored of it, and really, I didn’t want to do it anymore. From the very first moments of my very first clown class, I realized what had been missing the whole time—connection in real time. When I’d write a book, I’d be in my little cave, chiseling away in solitude. Then I’d send it off and kinda hope people found it and liked it. And since I write books for kids, I’d hope that parents and teachers would find it and give it to kids. So there’s an even bigger separation.

With clown, I’m making something in real time with the people it’s for. So now, as I’ve started crawling back into my cave a little bit, I find that I can sort of access that energy and intimacy in my writing.

Okay, that was one thing. A second thing is that there’s a massive vulnerability in clown that can absolutely apply to writing. I tend to hide behind a joke wall in my books and in my life, but I’m learning that what’s behind the oh-so-cleverness is potentially more interesting and exciting to people. Maybe? I don’t know. Oh no.

Oh! I’m also having a lot of fun making actual physical things (and digital things about physical things) again. There’s a thick gloominess the day after a performance, and I’ve found that making something helps lift my dang spirits. This can be a prop or a dumb little object (like a clown mirror or clown coins), or a really hacky edit of a show. Or a poster—I’ve had lots of fun drawing posters for clown shows. I feel like I’m in my 20s again and trying to convince people to come see my band at a mini golf course. I have officially derailed from your question.

3. Who are your clown idols, and what do you admire about them?

I love love love Slava Polunin. I’m in awe of how he builds worlds and stories. The way he plays with shapes and colors. When he moves sooooo slowly. He’s a little ball of warmth in the middle of a long winter.

I have a workshop with Christopher Bayes next month, and I’m obsessed with his book Discovering the Clown. It’s my favorite resource for the culture, the legacy, the RULES. I’m… rules-y and a bit of a purist. There’s a time and a place to color inside the lines, Sarah. Here’s a piece from his book that I love a lot.

I’ve been watching a lot of Gardi Hutter videos, and she’s so LOUD and expressive. She’s very vocal in a way that transcends language, which is really exciting for me—I recently realized that I do NOT like talking much on stage. But I’m really curious about playing with gibberish and noise. But probably my favorite thing about Garda is her PROPS. Swirling dress forms, boulders, pots and pans, fabric, paper, giant scissors. She makes things on stage and just HURLS her body around everything.

And I’ll also mention a trio I love and admire, my three teachers at Brooklyn Comedy Collective. Tallie Medel, Chris Manley, and Jeff Seal. I’ve learned so so so much from them, and they are all incredibly knowledgeable, supportive, generous, and talented. For anyone reading this anywhere near NYC, consider doing a drop-in class at BCC, or do what I did and sign up for a seven-week class without thinking about it too much.

4. What is something specific and odd that’s been bringing you joy lately?

When I was up in the Catskills last week, I made a lil’ guy. His name is Maple. Polymer clay, wire, wool (needle felted), and lichen-covered sticks. I think there’s also some pine needles hot glued onto his body under the fir. I think it’s gonna be a lil’ guy winter.

Thank you so, so much Travis! The third Terribles book is out now, and also check out the ongoing scifi comic on his Substack! Make sure to check out all his comics and books on his website, and if you’re a New Yorker, don’t miss his upcoming shows!

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What I’m Reading:

I haven’t finished this one yet, and I know I’m REMARKABLY behind the times with it, but holy potatoes I am loving it. If I’d known that it was about old people and that one of the POVs is an octopus then I would have picked it up so much sooner!

What I’m Watching:

I made a whole list of Octobery movies to watch with your family, and a lot of my watching is from this list. But let’s be honest, those movies are fun all year long. Other then that, I went on a bit of a Danny Kaye kick. The Court Jester is a classic, and still my favorite, but of the new ones I watched, I think A Song Is Born stuck with me the most. It’s Danny Kaye at his sweetest, and if you are at all interested in Jazz, then this is a must watch. (Bebe Louis Armstrong is in it, among MANY others.) ((I also really enjoyed Knock on Wood and Wonder Man)).

The Maladjusted Jester: Since we’re talking Danny Kaye and Clown, I couldn’t not post this song from The Court Jester. This is Danny Kaye’s best song, imo, and includes the lyrics, “For a jester’s chief employment is to kill himself for your enjoyment, and a jester unemployed is nobody’s fooooool!” So…yeah. Genius.

What I’m Drawing: Shadow Cat thinks you’re doing a great job.

Also check out the bookish swag I’ve got up for sale in my new little swag shop!

“The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.”

- Leo Tolstoy

Writing Opportunity: Write flash fiction or flash CNF? Check out Claudine! Accepting speculative too, and pieces up to 400 words. Due Nov. 30.

Teacher’s Table

Some goodies especially for the teachers:

• November is a perfect time for these Appreciation Stations.

• Everything needed to get your young writers started is here in Tools Not Rules: A Writing Guide for Young Creatives.

• Free activity sheets up on my Teachers Pay Teachers store! More added all the time, so check back regularly.

  

• I am so, so excited and honored to now be on the roster at the Macmillan Speakers Bureau! For school and other events, you can find my speaker page here.

You guys are rock stars!

Thanks for coming along everyone! The best way to support is to 1) subscribe, 2) get a copy of the book bebes, and 3) keep glowing, you shining star you.

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Let’s just dive in and not muck about, shall we?

Except for one quick explanation/caveat/word of warning before we begin. There is very little rhyme or reason to this list, except that to me these are the very most best family movies to watch around Halloween time, whether they’re directly Halloween-y or spooky or not. And while we’re focused on movies for the whole family, there is some age range here that I’ll try to note if its important or possibly helpful.

Ok. Ready?

1. Over The Garden Wall

Coming out strong with basically the best Halloween/Autumn family show ever. It’s technically 10 episodes of 10 minutes each, so essentially a movie. You’ve probably seen this before, but if you haven’t, you’re in for a treat. And stick with it. It’s weird and then suddenly it’s like, ooooh this is the greatest thing ever. Also the music is incredible. And yes to Elijah Wood and Christopher Lloyd and Melanie Lynsky thank you very much. Ages: literally everyone.

2. Casper

Let’s just accept that preteen Christina Ricci is the preteen queen of Halloween. This movie is adorable and remarkably heartwarming. Come for the cute, friendly ghost with a crush, stay for the…well, I mean, Bill Pullman. That’s all I have to say about that, except Bill, can I keep you?

3. The Addams Family

More Christina, yes, but lets be honest, the real star of this movie is the absolute insane chemistry between Raul Julia and Anjelica Huston. There literally is no couples goals more couples goaly than Gomez and Morticia. I have a black cat named Morticia, which tells you how much I love this movie/them/Anjelica, who is and always will be the one and only true Morticia, apologies to all others. Addams Family Values is equally excellent, but save that one for Thanksgiving. Where you can serve Girl Scout cookies made with real girl scouts.

4. Corpse Bride

Ok, first of all, consider Nightmare Before Christmas be on this list too, because it’s amazing and wonderful in all the ways, and I listen to the music all year round, but here’s the thing: I actually think Corpse Bride is the better movie. Don’t throw decomposing eyeballs at me! But seriously, the cast is incredible. Johnny and Helena yes, but also Albert Finney and Christopher Lee and Richard E. Grant and Emily Watson, who should be in everything ever. This movie is honestly just…really sweet. And I love it.

5. Bedknobs and Broomsticks

I feel like this is one of those movies that we all remember fondly, but on rewatching, realize how genuinely incredible and well-done it is. It’s got everything. Magic, animation, Sherman Brothers music, mystery, romance, WWII. And of course, ninja spandex. I listened to an audiobook once about Stephen Sondheim and in it there was a casual reference to a time where he said, “The only one who doesn’t have to audition for me anymore is Angela.” And yeah. I get it.

6. Scooby Doo: Monsters Unleashed

Yes, I am unironically submitting to you that Scooby Doo: Monsters Unleashed is an excellent film. Even better than the first one. Yes, it’s ridiculous, and literally has no fewer than 4 (5?) slime moments. But Scooby and the gang are all kinds of fun AND heartwarming. And what really brings this movie into the serious love category for me is Mathew Lillard’s Shaggy, especially when you consider that most of his hilarious, poignant, and wonderful acting was done with a non-existent scene partner. (ALSO it has Clay Aiken music hehehe).

7. Clue

There is little to add about this absolute Halloween classic. If your family hasn’t seen it, let this be the year. If there exists such a thing as a perfect movie, its this. I love it so much it puts flames on the side of my face.

8. Ichabod and Mr. Toad

Two short movies in one! And both absolutely wonderful. The headless horseman now has his own cult following and often art and swag at the Disney parks. This movie feels, as it intended too, like sitting down to a good story, and I could listen to Basil Rathbone and Bing Crosby all year long.

9. Arsenic and Old Lace

Don’t let your kids be afraid of black and white movies this Halloween. For the slightly older kids, this movie is absolutely hilarious. It’s a fantastic introduction to farce and black comedy, and is honestly Cary Grant at his physical comedy best. You don’t even really need to follow whats going on, it’s just a delight to watch all the various versions of shock play themselves across Cary Grants face.

10. Rear Window

If you want to introduce your kids to some Hitchcock (and please, please do) I think this is a great place to start. It’s tense and fun and spooky, but not as creepy as some of his others. So if your kids are a bit older and can maybe handle the slower, slow-build pace of an older movie, this is a great one for spooky season.

11. Edward Scissorhands

So, we know I’m a bit of a grump about teenage love stories, but Edward is an exception. Again, this one is probably more for the older kiddos who are getting into love stories and romance. And, ya know, are okay with getting their heart absolutely broken. I don’t know if Johnny Depp’s misfit soul has ever been on as vulnerable display as it is here.

12. Hotel Transylvania

I don’t know about the fifty sequels, but I genuinely belly-laughed when I saw this in theaters. It’s original and fun, which can’t be said for all the animated movies coming out these days. It definitely has a distinctly Adam Sandler/Andy Sandberg flavor of humor, which I happen to really like. If you’re up for that, try this one. This one’s an option good for those younger kiddos.

13. Lady In The Water

This is another movie with a distinct flavor—the M. Night Shyamalan kind. And honestly I don’t love all of his movies, but I really love this one. I think it’s his best, and possibly more all-family friendly than a scarier one like Signs. Look, any movie with a stuttering Paul Giamatti who ends up being the hero is gonna be high on my list. The plot makes very little sense. It’s a vibe. A heartwarming, spooky, Paul Giamatti vibe.

(And hey, if your kiddos dig spooky stories, I’ve got you covered!)

Happy watching!

What other movie would you add to this list?

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5 Side Dishes Worth Sharing

1. On October 1st we lost Jane Goodall, an all-time great. Many wonderful and smart thoughts about her got spread around the internet, as should be, but one I especially appreciated was this article about Jane Goodall and humor, and what we can learn about funny vs offensive from her response to the infamous Gary Larson cartoon. Thanks to for a great read.

2. Check out this awesome SCBWI blog post by my friend PJ Gardener about why scary stories matter. Lots of spooky authors answer that and other questions, including yours truly!

3. Want to turn AI off on your Chrome browser? Try this extension. I haven’t tried it yet, but have heard good things. If you try it, let us know.

4. Also, towards the goal of using real art by real people, here is a list by of creative commons and public domain art websites. Via

5. Um…Christopher Lee reading The Raven? Yes please.

Share your own favorite sides in the comments!

Teacher’s Table

Some goodies especially for the teachers:

• Announcing “The Norton Guide to AI-Aware Teaching “ by (via )

• Everything needed to get your young writers started is here in Tools Not Rules: A Writing Guide for Young Creatives.

• Various and free activity sheets up on my Teachers Pay Teachers store! More added all the time, so check back regularly.

  

• I am so, so excited and honored to now be on the roster at the Macmillan Speakers Bureau! For school and other events, you can find my speaker page here!

You guys are rock stars!

Thanks for reading!

Thanks for coming along everyone! 1) Subscribe, 2) get a copy of the book bebes, and 3) keep glowing, you shining star you.

-Sarah

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When I was in high school, I had a church/neighborhood friend that lived across the street, and I remember a conversation we once had about seasons of luck in our lives. Her favorite holiday was the 4th of July, and she always seemed to have her best luck around then, in the summer.

Not me. Like many of us, I love autumn and Halloween. September and October always seemed to be my luckiest, happiest months.

This fall has proved to be the same.

To be honest, this summer has been one of the roughest in a long time, but September was the month I’ve been waiting for.

• I finished and revised the lower middle grade book I’ve been working on and sent it in to my agent.

• My mom and aunt spent a week+ out here in Orlando with me and we absolutely Disney-ed it up. (My Disney suggestion, fwiw, is to plan your trip around Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween party. You honestly don’t even need day passes, just party tickets, and the crowds are minimal and the treats are maximal and it’s just a blast.)

• I convinced multiple friends and family to watch Professor T. This is my love language.

• And last but certainly not least, after literal months and months of applications (around 150), I got offered the dream job at a place that rhymes with shmibrary. Background checks have to happen first, so hopefully they don’t find out about all the murders, but I’m so grateful and relieved and I’m sure I’ll have much more to report in coming months.

Also I had some silly goodness published in the latest Ranger Rick magazine!

Here’s the thing—there has been a lot going on. Personally, with my own life, in my faith community1, and, ya know, everywhere. But even before job and other things started clicking into place for me this month, I’ve started feeling more like myself than I have in…well, a really, really long time.

I’ve felt ready, and accepting, and…well, despite everything, joyful. Its taken me a long time, but I think I’m learning how to trust more. Trust God. Because even if the job hadn’t worked out, even if things were worse, I do believe He would still be there, looking out, sitting with me. And when that’s the case, Joy is everwhere.

And now it’s time to dive fully in on this adult novel that I am absolutely in love with.

You’re going to hear this SO much, but that’s not gonna stop me from saying it:

I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.

Onward!

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Drawing monsters, even if you can’t draw

Sometimes you read a middle grade novel and think, that was awesome, and sometimes you read one and you’re like, that felt just right and I wish I had written it.

The Life of Zarf by Rob Harrell was one of those I-wish-I-had-written-this ones for me. The voice in it is spot on, and the illustrations are too. I’ve seen it pitched as Dork Diaries/Diary of a Wimpy Kid meets Shrek, and how absolutely perfect is that?

Rob is an author, illustrator, and cartoonist of both The Life of Zarf, Wink, When Pigs Fly, and more, including the daily online comic, Adam@Home. Learn all about his work on his website.

(Also if you and/or your middle grade reader likes books about drawing and/or monsters, then you know I’ve got you covered ehe.)

Welcome Rob!

1: Monsters have always been a mainstay of kids books and media. Why do you think that is? Why do you think kids like monsters and mythical creatures so much?

I think what draws kids (and myself) to monsters is that they are literally pure imagination. When you go to create or describe or draw a monster, there are no rules. How often is that the case? You get to decide if it has horns or a tail or octopus tentacles or if it shoots ice out of its nose. I’m what you would call “fully grown” and they are still my favorite thing to draw because you can just relax and let your imagination take the wheel. There’s no wrong way to draw an imaginary monster!

2: When you’re designing and drawing a monster or mythical creature, how do you start? How do you begin building a monster?

I have several ways. One of my favorites is to just make some random marks on a page. I line here, a curve here, maybe a squiggle or a weird shape. And then you try to combine them into one monster. Maybe the squiggle looks like a nose. Or maybe the curve becomes the back or the furrow of a brow. You can design some REALLY weird monsters this way.

Another is to simply combine random parts of random animal or objects. You might end up with a monster with a chicken body, the head of a rhino and feet made of Pop Tarts. It’s really fun.

3: You’ve done illustrated books, graphic novels, cartoons, and comic strips. What would you say to a writer who wants to add drawing, illustrating, or cartooning to their repertoire but isn’t confident in their art or drawing skills? What recommendations would you give them?

I think the best advice is just to start drawing as much as you can. Practice makes you better, bottom line. And get inspired by other artists you like. Start a collection of art and artist’s whose work you appreciate and study how they do it.

I’d also say to keep in mind that your drawings don’t have to be perfect. Sometimes a simple beginner style can be really charming and add a lot of personality to your writing!

4: What is something weird and quirky that’s been bringing you Joy lately?

Ha. I’m not sure it’s quirky, but loud old punk music has been making me happy. I’ve had a challenging year on several fronts, and that music just fits my mood sometimes!

Thank you so, so much Rob! Make sure to check out The Life of Zarf and Rob’s other books on his website!

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What I’m Reading:

Louis Sachar wrote an adult book! The Magician of Tiger Castle is as tightly structured and voicey and easy to read as you’d expect from him. I absolutely loved it, and if you’ve read it or decide to read it, I’m dying to talk to someone about the ending…

What I’m Watching:

In addition to all the goodness I’ve already talked about, September brought a plethora of watching wonderfulness! There are new seasons of The Great British Bakeoff, Taskmaster, and Only Murders in the Building and I am here for all of it.2

A Chaotic Guide to Making Stuff Instead of Doomscrolling: Loved the list of ideas in this video.

What I’m Drawing: I hope you’re singing, no matter what.

Also check out the bookish swag I’ve got up for sale in my new little swag shop!

“The choice may have been mistaken; the choosing was not.”

―Stephen Sondheim, “Sunday In The Park With George”

Writing Opportunity: Issue 5 of Ghoulish Tales is open for submissions! Send your spooky short stories before Oct. 17th.

Teacher’s Table

Some goodies especially for the teachers:

• Free Halloween classroom activities and goodies from Get Your Teach On.

• Everything needed to get your young writers started is here in Tools Not Rules: A Writing Guide for Young Creatives.

• Free activity sheets up on my Teachers Pay Teachers store! More added all the time, so check back regularly.

  

• I am so, so excited and honored to now be on the roster at the Macmillan Speakers Bureau! For school and other events, you can find my speaker page here.

You guys are rock stars!

Thanks for coming along everyone! The best way to support is to 1) subscribe, 2) get a copy of the book bebes, and 3) keep glowing, you shining star you.

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Here’s a thing about having seven younger siblings—you don’t often get to pick exactly what you want to watch. So in my growing up days, I actually enjoyed getting sick and having to stay home from school (which happened quite a bit, to be honest—hooray for bubble-gun immune systems) because it meant two things. First, it meant my mom brought me a Jamba Juice and bread from Great Harvest.

And it meant I got to watch exactly what I wanted all day.

That meant Animal Planet.

In particular, my good friend Steve Irwin.

I’ve talked about Steve on here before, and it’s no shocker that I saw in him a kindred spirit. Broadly because I learned so much from his way of living with unabashed enthusiasm and how that is the best kind of life. (Can you imagine Steve Irwin even using the word cringe? I can’t, and I wish no one did. I don’t believe in cringe.)

Specifically, because holy cow animals are the coolest. The weirder the better.

Fast forward to grown-up Sarah writing spooky books.

The Nightmare House had my first real villain.

In my first spooky book, I knew I needed a real monster, a true villain. I tried to make sure my other books had conflict and struggles and complicated characters, but so far they hadn’t had an actual villain. When I knew this book needed one, there was no question that the monster was human shaped.

I’ve written here before about how the Fear Maker is based on a recurring baddie from my nightmares as a kid. A tall, handsome, and very well-dressed man who was always on his way to get me.

I believe in the devil, but not one with horns and a pitchfork. No, I believe the devil has an excellent skin-care routine, an utterly charming smile, and impeccable styling. (At first.)

That’s where the Fear Maker came from. When I leaned into that, the Fear Maker came easy. A little too easy for comfort, honestly. The Fear Maker, to me, is what real evil is, but I wanted Penny Hope to learn how powerful a penny’s worth of hope is against him.

Then I wrote Monster Tree.

Monster Tree had my first real monster.

I was ready to write a monstrous tree that sends out monstrous little minious to do its monstrous bidding.

And then…you guys…Linus made friends with one of the monsters. I didn’t even mean that to happen, I swear! It’s just…the monster came on the page and I was like, awwww, precious, and now that lil guy is probably what I get most comments about from readers.

The monsters of King and Lovecraft are not beasties I could come up with, because I just end up feeling sorry for them and wanting to help them. My monsters keep becoming pets and my villains come handsome and smiling.

I believe that every single critter and creature on this planet was created by a loving, artistic, wide-armed Being, and can’t you just imagine His delight when He created this face?

So I’ll just be over here trying to hug the odd, slimey, scaley, thorny creepy crawlies and watching every version of Beauty and the Beast and Cyrano de Bergerac that I can find. And I’m sure I’m not the only one!

Oh, and if the Pixar people could call my people about a Sid’s room novelization, I have a lot of ideas and already know who the main character would be.

Onward!

Who are your favorite monsters?

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9 Side Dishes Worth Sharing

1. This is an amazing story about a Poetry Phone Booth. Now I want one!

2. I’m a believer that thoughtful and well-crafted games can be considered art, and this was a really interesting look at some of the surprising benefits of video games.

3. The amazing talked with NPR about why picture books are amazing, and of course it was an absolute delight.

4. The wise wrote a media guide for authors to help us navigate those waters in 2025.

5. If you’re a poet or writer who submits regularly to magazines, this was a very cool behind-the-scenes look at response times and the whole submission process from .

6. A hilarious British actor and writer has been rating every Disney animated film, and even when I disagree with his takes, they’re really thoughtful and a blast to listen to. Each video is only a minute or two, and super fun.

7. Seven tips from Writers Digest about writing a middle grade novel readers will love.

8. Need music recs? I’ve been obsessed with Spencer Sutherland lately. Start with this song.

9. EPCOT.

   

Share your own favorite sides in the comments!

Teacher’s Table

Some goodies especially for the teachers:

• 5 Books to Help You Think Carefully About Children’s Books by

• Everything needed to get your young writers started is here in Tools Not Rules: A Writing Guide for Young Creatives.

• Various and free activity sheets up on my Teachers Pay Teachers store! More added all the time, so check back regularly.

  

• I am so, so excited and honored to now be on the roster at the Macmillan Speakers Bureau! For school and other events, you can find my speaker page here!

You guys are rock stars!

Thanks for reading!

Thanks for coming along everyone! 1) Subscribe, 2) get a copy of the book bebes, and 3) keep glowing, you shining star you.

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